what? waste a perfectly good grilled cheese on the pedestrian crime of assault? no no, grilled cheese are for classy wrongs, like embezlement or getting a coolness ticket.
I bread the comments will get fooded with sandwich puns now. The commenters may even toast about how “funny” these cheesy jokes are, but in fact they are spam. That’s just sausage.
Gyro in for a would of hurt if you Reuben me the wrong way, ’cause I’ll take a fully loaded Dagwood and Club your Open-Face with it so hard that people will call you Sloppy Joe. And then I’ll Falafel while I point my Finger at you. ‘Cause I’m a Hero, Philly Cheesesteak, and I don’t take no Pulled Pork from anybody.
Long time reader, but this is the first time I’ve been compelled to comment. Here’s hoping this scenario doesn’t take place in Nevada. A woman was arrested for domestic abuse after throwing a cheeseburger at her husband. And a man was arrested after throwing an empty soda bottle at his wife.
Did you know that if you’re having a fight with your spouse and you turn around to leave, stub your toe on the edge of the sofa and fall into a lamp, accidentally breaking it, you can be arrested for domestic violence?
I saw it on an episode of COPS and then looked it up.
Crazy.
I read that completely wrong. Now I really want to see Subway sponsor a competition with people battling with 3′ and 6′ subs. Now that is something I would pay to see!
Just got home from a reunion with my siblings. No computer, missed my Bug fix for a few days. This Sandwich theme’d oen was awesome…even if it did inspire a few punny remarks…
And I loved the ’09 eyes on Nerdbug sans glasses…
But what about the other kinds of sandwiches?
The world needs to know what happens if we hit someone with a grilled cheese.
what? waste a perfectly good grilled cheese on the pedestrian crime of assault? no no, grilled cheese are for classy wrongs, like embezlement or getting a coolness ticket.
Grilled cheese sandwiches can be substituted for the white glove you slap a person with when challenging them to a duel.
What if you’re dueling them because they’re embezzeling from you?
How much grilled cheese can one head take?!?
What if it’s a grilled cheese that wasn’t made by a loving parental figure? Like from an orphanage cafeteria?
@Korbl: THAT would be like spitting on someone’s mother.
I once hit a man with Beano, just ’cause ham on rye.
So the glasses prevented nerd bugs eyes from evolving since 2009?
I bread the comments will get fooded with sandwich puns now. The commenters may even toast about how “funny” these cheesy jokes are, but in fact they are spam. That’s just sausage.
Those buns are used in such a rye manner I’m fairly sure you’re full of baloney.
Gyro in for a would of hurt if you Reuben me the wrong way, ’cause I’ll take a fully loaded Dagwood and Club your Open-Face with it so hard that people will call you Sloppy Joe. And then I’ll Falafel while I point my Finger at you. ‘Cause I’m a Hero, Philly Cheesesteak, and I don’t take no Pulled Pork from anybody.
*GASP* The glasses are removed!
Evidence marker and victim blanket – both are nice touches! It was a very good week of bug!
…. I have no idea what inspired this strip. And that, more than anything, is what’s on mind after reading it.
I couldn’t think of a strip so I started with “You know what’s great about hoagies?” and thought about how I could answer that for the next hour.
Your mind clearly works in glorious ways.
Long time reader, but this is the first time I’ve been compelled to comment. Here’s hoping this scenario doesn’t take place in Nevada. A woman was arrested for domestic abuse after throwing a cheeseburger at her husband. And a man was arrested after throwing an empty soda bottle at his wife.
Did you know that if you’re having a fight with your spouse and you turn around to leave, stub your toe on the edge of the sofa and fall into a lamp, accidentally breaking it, you can be arrested for domestic violence?
I saw it on an episode of COPS and then looked it up.
Crazy.
subway has competition now
I read that completely wrong. Now I really want to see Subway sponsor a competition with people battling with 3′ and 6′ subs. Now that is something I would pay to see!
Aw, I finished the archives. Good comic.
Just got home from a reunion with my siblings. No computer, missed my Bug fix for a few days. This Sandwich theme’d oen was awesome…even if it did inspire a few punny remarks…
And I loved the ’09 eyes on Nerdbug sans glasses…
Glasses Bug now has Post Truamatic Sandwhich Disorder
I wanted to give her the business with a footlong, but alas, I only have a six-incher.