It’s one of those things, you know? I remember one time someone made a point about how we long-hairs spend too much time and effort and money on our hair. So I said, “Really, dude? How many times did you get your hair cut last year?” Every six weeks. “I see, and how much did that cost?” With the punch line, of course, being that I get my hair cut once a year, at most, have no mousse, gel, or spray, and it takes me about a minute to “do my hair”.
And, yes, it is a point of inescapable pride that women who spend far too much on products and services that destroy their hair constantly envy mine. I compensate for this by occasionally seeing hair I wish I could have.
I reckon I’m a ‘Were-Doofus’ then. Maybe I’ll redirect my hippie-like tendencies to my groin. The “Brazilian” thing is kind of old anyway. Plus, if I style it into a bun, maybe I can convince the TSA to feel it next time I fly. I’ve seen some hot TS&A at the airport. Once. In Vegas.
Brilliantly done Adam. Do you mind if I use long-hair bug’s face as my avatar? Pretty much my university look to a tee. Yes, I know…this means I admit to looking like a doofus. =P
I actually find that males with long hair get extra bonus points in attractiveness whenever I see them. I notice that the “long hair” you’re showing on the male bug is sort of short, while the “long hair” on the female bug is longer. Perhaps if the male bug grew hair as long as that of the female bug, he’d find that the problem was resolved? You can’t grow slightly longer hair and say “I have long hair now”. It’s a long process.
You never fail to make me laugh. Thanks.
I am a guy and have had my ponytail for almost a decade and have no intention of removing it.
But yes, guys really have little they can do with hair and not look dumb.
It’s one of those things, you know? I remember one time someone made a point about how we long-hairs spend too much time and effort and money on our hair. So I said, “Really, dude? How many times did you get your hair cut last year?” Every six weeks. “I see, and how much did that cost?” With the punch line, of course, being that I get my hair cut once a year, at most, have no mousse, gel, or spray, and it takes me about a minute to “do my hair”.
And, yes, it is a point of inescapable pride that women who spend far too much on products and services that destroy their hair constantly envy mine. I compensate for this by occasionally seeing hair I wish I could have.
I used to be a long hair. When I became a cadet they frowned on that and made me shave it.
Best thing I ever did.
Now, I keep it in two options. Army or Marine.
And, it only cost me a one time price of $30 for a shaver that I use, myself. 😀
I have long hair that i always just tie back. I wanted to try a bun, but couldn’t figure it out…
There’s also the option of adding “zoinks” to your vocabulary.
Ok You need to use that long haired female bug more. She actually looks pretty great. Nice refresher from your normal female bug designs.
Were-Doofus. Heh Heh… I think his hair looks better than any comb over I’ve ever seen.
I agree with Justin. Malibu Barbie Bug is a real looker.
I KNEW they hid throwing knives in there! I just KNEW it!
“Curse of the WereDoofus” should be the name of the next Bug Book.
I’ve always found that a shuriken can be hidden better in a bun…unless I can find a throwing knife with a pretty, decorative handle.
I always say I have two choices… get a haircut or buy a Harley!
My little sister has quite wavy and long hair. She wore a bun to the airport and the TSA had to feel her hair to make sure she wasn’t hiding anything.
I reckon I’m a ‘Were-Doofus’ then. Maybe I’ll redirect my hippie-like tendencies to my groin. The “Brazilian” thing is kind of old anyway. Plus, if I style it into a bun, maybe I can convince the TSA to feel it next time I fly. I’ve seen some hot TS&A at the airport. Once. In Vegas.
Brilliantly done Adam. Do you mind if I use long-hair bug’s face as my avatar? Pretty much my university look to a tee. Yes, I know…this means I admit to looking like a doofus. =P
No prob.
As a long-haired dude, my only option is: shampoo, brush, be the envy of women.
Awesome. Love this.
I actually know a dude who’s trying to grow long hair… and that pretty much sums up my thoughts I should email this to him.
This made me feel even better about just having gotten home from the hairdresser!
“we don’t have to watch Krull”
I actually find that males with long hair get extra bonus points in attractiveness whenever I see them. I notice that the “long hair” you’re showing on the male bug is sort of short, while the “long hair” on the female bug is longer. Perhaps if the male bug grew hair as long as that of the female bug, he’d find that the problem was resolved? You can’t grow slightly longer hair and say “I have long hair now”. It’s a long process.
Pigtails.