Worse than any all of these combined are the houses with people who see Halloween as a demonic holiday and hand out religious pamphlets to easily-influenced little kids.
Narrator: Top 3 homes to avoid when trick or treating.
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3
Narrator: Home of a woman with an unwanted newborn.
Lady bug: You can have tootsie rolls or little Jeffrey here.
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2
Narrator: Home of a domestic terrorist.
Bombardier Bug: Home you like detonators.
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1
Narrator: Home of that old lady who used to be a school teacher who hands out
pencils instead of candy.
Teacher bug: I hate happiness.
Discussion (20) ¬
That's me!!
I was wondering if you'd comment on this strip.
Who, the domestic terrorist?
Loved the 3rd one. 🙂
I f**king love this entire comic.
There was a family that used to give out pennies and nickles in my neighborhood… Sweet sweet dirty penny…
Worse than any all of these combined are the houses with people who see Halloween as a demonic holiday and hand out religious pamphlets to easily-influenced little kids.
Yes, those are by far the worst.
"Here, young child, that I do not know, Here is something that may offend your family on it's way to the trash can."
lol'd @ "i hate happiness"
I went to the classic #1 house once, it was freaky.
They don't even have the decency to hand out sharpened pencils so I can write a note reminding me to egg this house later.
Crap, I would have loved to receive pencils as a kid rather than candy…oh…wait…I still would!
What? I'd love to get detonators for Halloween. Then I could *murmur* and finish *murmur murmur* all smug with their Vic-20's.
Jeffrey, the throw-away baby. Thanks, Adam…
Actually, #1 should be “Home of a dentist”.
Oh, hello, past-me, you fuckin’ gimp.
Did you hear about the guy who gave away pieces of concrete and headphones on Halloween?
It was brick or beat.
Narrator: Top 3 homes to avoid when trick or treating.
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3
Narrator: Home of a woman with an unwanted newborn.
Lady bug: You can have tootsie rolls or little Jeffrey here.
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2
Narrator: Home of a domestic terrorist.
Bombardier Bug: Home you like detonators.
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1
Narrator: Home of that old lady who used to be a school teacher who hands out
pencils instead of candy.
Teacher bug: I hate happiness.
In my neighborhood there is a math teacher who hands out worksheets on halloween. No word of a lie.