I’m suddenly picturing a horrible, yet awesome, clerical error at a convent. They accidentally ordered sexy habits instead of the standard prude habits. This blew all of the habit money they could spend for the next, oh I dunno how long a habit lasts. I’m not sure this is a good thought or not…
Christmas is pretty weird too. We celebrate the birth of someone who said that the meek inherit the earth and we should give all we have to the poor– by stringing lights all over everything, buying stuff we can’t afford for people who already have too much, and a fat guy comes down the chimney before we overeat.
There might not be much left over to inherit after the Not- so- Meeks get done with it. Don’t the Not-so-meeks have to die in order for the meeks to inherit? If so, then they won’t have to stop you.
Gidget….literally the best name for a bug nun!
or a Flying Nun played by a former surfer chick.
I’m suddenly picturing a horrible, yet awesome, clerical error at a convent. They accidentally ordered sexy habits instead of the standard prude habits. This blew all of the habit money they could spend for the next, oh I dunno how long a habit lasts. I’m not sure this is a good thought or not…
Maybe that’s how that scene from Hitman started?
“Clerical” error? That’s one naughty cleric.
I don’t think pumpkins are ripe the rest of the year. At least not when they’re grown in the US.
Ooh… sexy nuns
There’s something kinda sexy about that
Some of the nuns are old ladies who aren’t all that sexy, however.
Hmmm… Good point
That’s what puts the horror in Halloween! Trust me, most anyone who went to parochial school will not find nun habits sexy – not even latex habits.
Watch this video by PowerWolf. It might change your mind on that.
Video is SFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc
That pumpkin racket must be pretty good. 5 bucks for a pumpkin that takes a year to grow? I dunno…
It’s the *most* wonderful time of the year!
Thanks for that, Lance. [curses!]
So true! Halloween brings out the sexy in every costume!
Christmas is pretty weird too. We celebrate the birth of someone who said that the meek inherit the earth and we should give all we have to the poor– by stringing lights all over everything, buying stuff we can’t afford for people who already have too much, and a fat guy comes down the chimney before we overeat.
I can’t wait until the meek inherit the earth…cuz I’m gonna snatch right away from them!
What are they gonna do? Stop me?
They’re *meeks*!
I’m the other guy snatching stuff. *nods*
There might not be much left over to inherit after the Not- so- Meeks get done with it. Don’t the Not-so-meeks have to die in order for the meeks to inherit? If so, then they won’t have to stop you.
Also nurses and maids,
I like the way the bug skulls have antenna bones.
Which means they’re REAL skulls!