Bug Martini

Discussion (13) ¬

1. 
   AckAckAck

   April 8, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

   I heard working out helped bowel movement. I think singing will help too.
2. 
   HA

   April 8, 2014, 12:51 am | # | Reply

   the answer, according to some obscure bible passage… is yes, he does have to pay attention.
3. 
   Thorbjørn

   April 8, 2014, 2:05 am | # | Reply

   If surveillance = god, then echelon = god.

   All hail echelon!

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     qka

     April 8, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

     The NSA only wishes they were so godlike.

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       Barlakopofai

       April 8, 2014, 10:30 am | # | Reply

       And next thing you know, Sam Fisher’s in your house .3.
4. 
   Dave Dell

   April 8, 2014, 5:32 am | # | Reply

   Got a disturbing the peace ticket once for pointing out to a pro-life protestor that “Jesus watches you touch yourself.” Long story but it’s why I donate to the ACLU.

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     ASP

     April 8, 2014, 6:20 am | # | Reply

     That wasn’t an incredibly long story, but it was a funny one.
   • 
     Mahnarch

     April 8, 2014, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

     Is that what Jesus does from behind the couch?
5. 
   Random

   April 8, 2014, 7:48 am | # | Reply

   You know that God is a true one when he listens Pearl Jam 🙂
6. 
   Houston

   April 8, 2014, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

   I’m pretty sure B flat isn’t the “Brown Note”, but I think it’s close.

   I’m trying alternate tunings now. I’ll find it some day.
7. 
   TaishiEa

   April 8, 2014, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

   I think all he needs to do is to be there in spirit.
8. 
   bd

   April 9, 2014, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

   I think frame one, sans text, should be a t-shirt. Very, very cryptic.
9. 
   VaguelyCreepy

   April 16, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

   I am now more convinced than ever that it has *got* to suck to be God.