I prefer using words that sound like they should be a swearword, but aren’t. Next time you get really angry at someone, try calling them a “twisted little cricket” or a “back-brunching crush-runner”. If you say it loudly enough and angrily enough, anything can be a swear.
“Twisted Little Crickets” could be a pre-teen boy band but I don’t think “Back-Brunching Crush-Runner” would be a name of their hit single. Unless, that is, they were a pre-teen deeply goth/metal/hipster boy-band.
Ah but then there is the creative stringing together of words that may not be that racy in and of themselves, yet will send you into some existential tangent. I of course speak of one Sydney Scoville, Jr. aka Halo from Grrrl Power.
You know, they recently found the oldest record of the “f-word”; it’s a court record from the thirteenth century or so, referring to someone named “Roger F–kebythenavel”. Yes, really.
Gurf-Wit is actually a town in Thule.
I thought Thule was a town?
The town of Thule was renamed to Avannaa, and is currently located on the isle of Mu.
Er. Principality of Avannaa
Damn auto-correct, I meant to type province.
I prefer using words that sound like they should be a swearword, but aren’t. Next time you get really angry at someone, try calling them a “twisted little cricket” or a “back-brunching crush-runner”. If you say it loudly enough and angrily enough, anything can be a swear.
“Twisted Little Crickets” could be a pre-teen boy band but I don’t think “Back-Brunching Crush-Runner” would be a name of their hit single. Unless, that is, they were a pre-teen deeply goth/metal/hipster boy-band.
Ju hachi
Yelled; “JUUUU HAAACCHHHIIIIII!!!!”
(It’s ’18’ in Japanese)
I prefer yelling “bakka!” (Stupid)
“You see Kent, kids these days think comedy is all dirty words,
it’s not; it’s words that sound dirty, like Mukluk, hehe, say it with me, Mukluk”
Smeg!
(from Red Dwarf)
If you slur stupping a bit into ‘schtupping’ it has a deeper insult quotient.
I’ve always considered myself an easygoing person, but then I started driving.
Ah but then there is the creative stringing together of words that may not be that racy in and of themselves, yet will send you into some existential tangent. I of course speak of one Sydney Scoville, Jr. aka Halo from Grrrl Power.
try this: YOU FARKING BASTAGE!
You know, they recently found the oldest record of the “f-word”; it’s a court record from the thirteenth century or so, referring to someone named “Roger F–kebythenavel”. Yes, really.
Correction: 14th century … 8 December 1310. My apologies.