I’d be the guy in the second panel. My boss owns a little dog (he’s a very good caretaker of dogs, for the record, but this one’s new and his wife’s choice to get) that literally will not stop barking at you when you enter their house. She barks so much that she actually got a throat infection. And I’m usually really cool with dogs, and I so BADLY want to punt that little shit into orbit.
“I call it inhumane.”
“Well, I call it a barkzooka.”
Gentlemen. There’s no reason why it can’t be both.
“Hi, I’m Greg, and this is my shih tzu ‘Pikmin'”
If it was a little bigger you could have a Pugzooka.
Can I just say I’m in favor of Rocket Propelled Greyhounds?
Nice chihuahua launcher.
How about some geese? Worked for Rome once or twice. If it doesn’t work, few people will complain if you eat them.
Funniest comic ever!
I’d be the guy in the second panel. My boss owns a little dog (he’s a very good caretaker of dogs, for the record, but this one’s new and his wife’s choice to get) that literally will not stop barking at you when you enter their house. She barks so much that she actually got a throat infection. And I’m usually really cool with dogs, and I so BADLY want to punt that little shit into orbit.