I like the idea that hypnotists would program people to do mundane tasks like picking up dry cleaning.. “Congratulations, you’re now rid of your fear of heights and your smoking habit.. I’ll see you Saturday when you’ll be mowing my lawn”..
Our college dean was absent-minded. and someone said that if she found his to-do list and added a note to pick up her dry cleaning, he’d probably do it. If that worked, we were going to try “Take off pants and dance on quad.”
My grandfather used to use mild hypnosis to relax patients as part of his dentistry practice, and he taught all of us grandkids to do a bit of it. So I can assure you that you CAN’T be hypnotized against your will. Trust me.
Listen …. to …. my … voice …. You … trust … me … you … know …. that … you … can … NOT … be … hypnotized … against … your … will….
It … is … your … OWN … will … that … makes … you … do … my … bidding…. You … WANT … to … obey … me ….
Dear Mr. Dell,
I’m not sure how old you are, but if you don’t know what gazongas are…I feel really really bad for you. Hint: They can be big and bouncy, or small and perky, or somewhere in between.
Either/or, I like ’em!
Adam, you probably won’t see this since this strip is months old but just in case: This comic is dated May 21 just like the previous one rather than May 22.
I like the idea that hypnotists would program people to do mundane tasks like picking up dry cleaning.. “Congratulations, you’re now rid of your fear of heights and your smoking habit.. I’ll see you Saturday when you’ll be mowing my lawn”..
That is one tapioca’ed Bug.
Our college dean was absent-minded. and someone said that if she found his to-do list and added a note to pick up her dry cleaning, he’d probably do it. If that worked, we were going to try “Take off pants and dance on quad.”
Did it work?
LOL! so true!
*gazongas. No apostrophe.
Why did I do that?! Good catch. Will fix.
You didn’t, the apostrophe just photo-bombed you.
My grandfather used to use mild hypnosis to relax patients as part of his dentistry practice, and he taught all of us grandkids to do a bit of it. So I can assure you that you CAN’T be hypnotized against your will. Trust me.
Listen …. to …. my … voice …. You … trust … me … you … know …. that … you … can … NOT … be … hypnotized … against … your … will….
It … is … your … OWN … will … that … makes … you … do … my … bidding…. You … WANT … to … obey … me ….
The funniest part is that we hypnotized him to make this comic, and he doesn’t remember a thing.
We hypnotists like to play the long game.
Just what part of the body are the gonzongas? Are they next to the chulopes? Do you see them coming toward you or going away? Are they a tattoo?
Dear Mr. Dell,
I’m not sure how old you are, but if you don’t know what gazongas are…I feel really really bad for you.
Hint: They can be big and bouncy, or small and perky, or somewhere in between.
Either/or, I like ’em!
Adam, you probably won’t see this since this strip is months old but just in case: This comic is dated May 21 just like the previous one rather than May 22.
Weirdness. Don’t know how that happened. I’ll see if I can fix it. Thanks for letting me know!
I agree with that guy. Gazongas are delicious, especially with ice cream, or mayo.