That’s not a bad “best case scenario” though! In general the people wielding garden shears are pretty high on my list of people to not be worthy of throwing them at me, stabbing me, or cutting me up. They are right up there with people with chain saws.
I think that this is the cleverest bug strip yet. I love it! It started so strong, yet used so few words; min’list gld. It flowed so well. Thank you for starting my day off so well.
She’s not pissed; she’s just thoroughly unimpressed. If she were pissed, she’d be throwing the garden shears, or possibly chasing him with intent to shear.
Thanks! I appreciate the love this one is getting. I wrote this strip at the eleventh hour after realizing the one I originally wrote didn’t really work.
I dunno, I found this comic quite pleasing. Especially the third panel, which is comedy gold. Keep up the good work!
That’s not a bad “best case scenario” though! In general the people wielding garden shears are pretty high on my list of people to not be worthy of throwing them at me, stabbing me, or cutting me up. They are right up there with people with chain saws.
…why garden shears?
Why NOT garden shears?
Sledgehammers hurt more.
SoN: Locksley, I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon!
Guy: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or…
SoN: Because. It’s dull you twit, it’ll hurt more.
Ha-ha! Yes, this comment made me think of that line.
Still though, why garden sheers? Garden sheers are by no means dull. Do you irritate a lot of gardeners, Adam?
I think that this is the cleverest bug strip yet. I love it! It started so strong, yet used so few words; min’list gld. It flowed so well. Thank you for starting my day off so well.
Reminds me of lyrics to a song:
“I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.”
That’s the story of my life right there.
I was just thinking of that song a few days ago. “If I’d only seen that the joke was on me.”
brb going to watch Joker Blogs
If everything else fails, lower your expectations.
Lovely color!
What exactly did Bug do to piss off the woman with garden shears?
She’s not pissed; she’s just thoroughly unimpressed. If she were pissed, she’d be throwing the garden shears, or possibly chasing him with intent to shear.
Just leave me alone in my quiet desperation.
As a blogger, this is my feeling every time I post something new.
But I will say that if I ever saw Bug tap-dancing, I’d be sufficiently pleased. I’d say my life would be pretty close to complete at that point.
Yup. That’s about as best as I can expect anytime I post anything.
On an another note, I really love this one. Very strong, and so relate-able to, well, everybody.
Thanks! I appreciate the love this one is getting. I wrote this strip at the eleventh hour after realizing the one I originally wrote didn’t really work.
Hm. Well clearly you work well under post-scrapping stress. ヽ（´ー｀）┌
Maybe it would be best to just try to please yourself.
Wait, that didn’t sound right.