Two things.
That’s a bigass martini in panel one.
And… he stole the sandwich? He stole the super-gross sandwich with one bite missing and brought it to his boss? Wait.. if he’s self-employed, why does he report to Glasses Bug?? Why is that sandvich bigger than Bug’s head??? And how much mayo was there????
I think I hit my bad news breaking point, too. I ended up signing out of facebook on everything, since that was (actually kinda sadly) my only remaining source of news. It’s actually been pretty nice, I’m not gonna lie.
Hmm. My local news is full of bad stories, such as “Cat Pukes On Rug”, and “Local Man Forced To Eat Cheerios With Water On Them Because He REALLY Doesn’t Feel Like Leaving The House To Buy Milk Right Now.”
Did you ever notice that the plot fundamentally doesn’t make any sense? No, you didn’t. Because the movie is JUST THAT AWESOME.
How does Spade get the Falcon? A random tall guy walks into his office, and dies. Why does he go to Spade? How did he get shot? How did he even know Spade was involved?
There might be answers to those questions in the movie. There probably are somewhere. I’m sure they’re in the book. But I don’t care. Because the movie is too awesome to have to worry about trivial details like “Hey! Why did a giant guy die on my floor carrying a priceless treasure?”
Best news I’ve read all month. Thanks.
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Two things.
That’s a bigass martini in panel one.
And… he stole the sandwich? He stole the super-gross sandwich with one bite missing and brought it to his boss? Wait.. if he’s self-employed, why does he report to Glasses Bug?? Why is that sandvich bigger than Bug’s head??? And how much mayo was there????
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That was a bit more than two…
sorry
No, glasses bug IS the neighbor that is eating the gross sandwich.
When did I say he stole the sandwich?
Must be a writer for Foxx News.
I think the martinii got to Kera….
And yes, you leaves.
It’s da bug. A hate crime or pandemic likely to follow.
I think I hit my bad news breaking point, too. I ended up signing out of facebook on everything, since that was (actually kinda sadly) my only remaining source of news. It’s actually been pretty nice, I’m not gonna lie.
I know, right? Sometimes social media can be a little suffocating.
Bad yolk.
Hmm. My local news is full of bad stories, such as “Cat Pukes On Rug”, and “Local Man Forced To Eat Cheerios With Water On Them Because He REALLY Doesn’t Feel Like Leaving The House To Buy Milk Right Now.”
Mine includes a review of the 1941 film “The Maltese Falcon” (which is quite intriguing).
Did you ever notice that the plot fundamentally doesn’t make any sense? No, you didn’t. Because the movie is JUST THAT AWESOME.
How does Spade get the Falcon? A random tall guy walks into his office, and dies. Why does he go to Spade? How did he get shot? How did he even know Spade was involved?
There might be answers to those questions in the movie. There probably are somewhere. I’m sure they’re in the book. But I don’t care. Because the movie is too awesome to have to worry about trivial details like “Hey! Why did a giant guy die on my floor carrying a priceless treasure?”
Journalist Bug is cool! Love the hat! Love the manual typewriter… and the martini ties it all together!
A glass that big encourages spillage. Should follow Mrs. Carlson’s example and use a peanut-butter glass.
So, bad news is no news. But no news is good news. So by extension bad news is good news. }:^D>
If you use Monsanto’s “Round-Up,” you’re living in a toxic waste site.
Holy shit! I didn’t know my ex used this site.
Good news! You can find a pandemic in your backyard for sure now.