Completely relatable. I don’t have anything about this one I even slightly argue with. (Though that may be because I, not being of the religion from which the Ark of the Covenant originates, only know of it from Indiana Jones and am thus incapable of nitpicking about the mythology)
LOL! But I’m laughing with you, not at you. I’ve sent things even sillier. At work, I once advertised a 7-hour shift to cashiers. (Um. *Put your coffee down NOW!*) But in the email to 137 people (fortunately only INternally), I left out an F. (*Don’t say I didn’t warn you.*)
Completely relatable. I don’t have anything about this one I even slightly argue with. (Though that may be because I, not being of the religion from which the Ark of the Covenant originates, only know of it from Indiana Jones and am thus incapable of nitpicking about the mythology)
I think your settings are too high if your phone is melting off your face.
Nah it’s those high density batteries made in poordumbbastardstan to AT&T specifications.
Wow. His antlers have bones.
That must have been autocorrect doing its lovely job. I’m sure you meant “antennae.” 🙂
No, I don’t need computers to be dumb for me. I can do that myself *sigh* Antennae, check.
LOL! But I’m laughing with you, not at you. I’ve sent things even sillier. At work, I once advertised a 7-hour shift to cashiers. (Um. *Put your coffee down NOW!*) But in the email to 137 people (fortunately only INternally), I left out an F. (*Don’t say I didn’t warn you.*)
My supervisor’s boss replied with “Exlax?”
Wait does that mean he has a skeleton inside his exoskeleton?
Only when it’s funny 😀