I do wonder what the party’s like without me! I’ve been missing a lot of fun events because I’m taking my final exams but I think no one misses my lack of dancing skills anyway haha
“And why is there much onion dip left, AND it seems no one has brought up the seemingly endless mention at these parties of the Batman – Superman debate. Finally!!
Long enough for one drunken fool to convince the rest of them that France is brilliant and they should all get a ferry there. They woke up in Dublin Port at 6am. I couldn’t be mad at them, the bunch of eejits.
I was at a party once and people started to feel all light headed and dizzy. That’s when I noticed that someone had leaned against the stove and turned on the gas. I kicked everybody outside and opened all the windows and turned off the gas and took out the knobs so it couldn’t happen again so technically I’m Batman. Also the last panel leaves me with an image of bug sitting on his couch with the antennae shaking as if his batman mentioning bug sense was tingling … if that’s a thing.
If it’s really a good party, no one will notice if you’re not there. If it’s not a really good party, everyone will notice if you’re not there – and blame you!
I was at a party a few years ago when a toddler got his foot tangled in the hand rail of the pool stairs and ended up bashing his head on the steps, face down, under water. And NO ONE reacted! [except to stand and stare/gasp]
I was the only one to run over. Walk down into knee deep water and yank him out, saving his life.
In essence; I’m Batman!
Who has a party near a pool and not have an emergency plan?
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Sometimes I got this anxiety that when I don’t attend someone’s party no one will notice my absence, and it sadden me.
Sorry for downer comment 🙁
I feel the same way. Sometimes I even wonder if things are better off if I’m not there. Sorry to be even more of a downer.
Batman!
Batman!
BATMAN!
…not sorry.
The definition of a nebbish is someone who, when they come into a room, make you feel as though someone left.
I had to miss a party yesterday. I imagine there was more chocolate left in the fountain because of that.
Screw it. I’m going. If I don’t have fun, then nobody else there will, either. }:-(>
I do wonder what the party’s like without me! I’ve been missing a lot of fun events because I’m taking my final exams but I think no one misses my lack of dancing skills anyway haha
“And why is there much onion dip left, AND it seems no one has brought up the seemingly endless mention at these parties of the Batman – Superman debate. Finally!!
My absence means the guy who keeps the kids entertained is gone.
which ruins it for everyone else when you’re gone.
How ironic that this strip comes up on my birthday!
I was once at a party and when I came back from the loo everyone had left.
It was my birthday party.
I hope you found some new friends after that.
Just how long were you in the loo?
Long enough for one drunken fool to convince the rest of them that France is brilliant and they should all get a ferry there. They woke up in Dublin Port at 6am. I couldn’t be mad at them, the bunch of eejits.
According to my wife, if I’m not there, it’s sure to at least be much quieter…
I was at a party once and people started to feel all light headed and dizzy. That’s when I noticed that someone had leaned against the stove and turned on the gas. I kicked everybody outside and opened all the windows and turned off the gas and took out the knobs so it couldn’t happen again so technically I’m Batman. Also the last panel leaves me with an image of bug sitting on his couch with the antennae shaking as if his batman mentioning bug sense was tingling … if that’s a thing.
that’s totally a thing
If it’s really a good party, no one will notice if you’re not there. If it’s not a really good party, everyone will notice if you’re not there – and blame you!
I was at a party a few years ago when a toddler got his foot tangled in the hand rail of the pool stairs and ended up bashing his head on the steps, face down, under water. And NO ONE reacted! [except to stand and stare/gasp]
I was the only one to run over. Walk down into knee deep water and yank him out, saving his life.
In essence; I’m Batman!
Who has a party near a pool and not have an emergency plan?