So on a lovely day with my beloved at a Sports work center I had discovered a karate chopping board that measured your PSI I proceed to strike it as hard as I could only for the ring on my finger to give my a colossal amount of pain. While I grabbed my hand in pain I heard a loud Hi-yah from behind and saw my girlfriend grabbing her hand in pain. The hand that had a ring on it. I knew I was absolutely in love.
My wife (then fiancee) were playing laser tag, and she shot me, laughed maniacally, then ran away, immediately slamming full-force into a wall because she wasn’t looking where she was going.
“I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.”
I don’t remember who said that, but it is the wisdom of the ages.
See, now you tell me!
I spent today after work searching three parking lots for my bloody car! Only to then get a call from my roommate reminding me that he drove me.
I get home only to trip over a rug, fall over a cat and run into a plastic tub of MtG cards I meant to put away a week ago >.<
I’m tickled that this was posted on my anniversary. True love is all about finding the person whose faults you can put up with, and clumsiness is one of mine. Thanks Adam!
Now, I totally see your point. However I would argue that a girl smarter than me would have its advantages as well. Because let’s get serious – If I DO find someone who’s just as much of a moron as I am, and we try to run a family together, then I can foresee right away that we’re just royally screwed.
I assume that the Sara who commented above *is* his wife now – his About page says that the last girl he kissed is called Sara, and the commenter above said “now you tell me”, seeming to imply she’s in a relationship with Adam.
Of course, it might be that Adam has’t updated his About page for since some time or that this Sara is not the same, but this is what I base my assumption on.
So on a lovely day with my beloved at a Sports work center I had discovered a karate chopping board that measured your PSI I proceed to strike it as hard as I could only for the ring on my finger to give my a colossal amount of pain. While I grabbed my hand in pain I heard a loud Hi-yah from behind and saw my girlfriend grabbing her hand in pain. The hand that had a ring on it. I knew I was absolutely in love.
Wife her.
See, this is exactly what I’m talking about. You’re a lucky man.
collaborative failure at its best *doomboy911*
So, you want a Dojikko?
More like BaCouple (Baka Couple).
My wife (then fiancee) were playing laser tag, and she shot me, laughed maniacally, then ran away, immediately slamming full-force into a wall because she wasn’t looking where she was going.
That’s awesome!
So, when’s the wedding? After she got out from the hospital?
I gotta admit, little slip-ups are sometimes endearing. They remind me that nobody is, or needs to be, perfect.
“I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, OK, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.”
I don’t remember who said that, but it is the wisdom of the ages.
The internet says that Richard Jeni said that.
Now I still do not know who said that 🙂
I know what you mean. It looks like he wasn’t known for much other than stand up comedy and he committed suicide in 2007.
Well that took a turn for the worst.
See, now you tell me!
I spent today after work searching three parking lots for my bloody car! Only to then get a call from my roommate reminding me that he drove me.
I get home only to trip over a rug, fall over a cat and run into a plastic tub of MtG cards I meant to put away a week ago >.<
Wait… did you just propose to Adam? 😛
I’m tickled that this was posted on my anniversary. True love is all about finding the person whose faults you can put up with, and clumsiness is one of mine. Thanks Adam!
Now, I totally see your point. However I would argue that a girl smarter than me would have its advantages as well. Because let’s get serious – If I DO find someone who’s just as much of a moron as I am, and we try to run a family together, then I can foresee right away that we’re just royally screwed.
Hey, Adam, have you shown this strip to your wife?
+1for that question
I assume that the Sara who commented above *is* his wife now – his About page says that the last girl he kissed is called Sara, and the commenter above said “now you tell me”, seeming to imply she’s in a relationship with Adam.
Of course, it might be that Adam has’t updated his About page for since some time or that this Sara is not the same, but this is what I base my assumption on.