depends on your definition of feasible. a lot of cheap dildos are made of soft rubber material that could be impaled on the wiper arm pretty easily. (I used to work for a sex toy store. good times.)
My friends coated every possible piece of my car with condoms. Not as bad as dildo wipers, but did give me an akward moment getting it filled at a full service gas station after getting back from the honeymoon.
I'm 12 years old and what is "#@** yeah"?
adam not cussing.
Are you serious or are you never serious?
its a sensor for a cuss word neverS
It means FUCK. xD
Trollolol.
He’s obviously saying: “Pound Spiral Star Explosion, Yeah!”
It’ a super cussword. We adults have those, along with a toggle on your guys’ brains so you can’t read them properly until you’re 25.
I’m 12 years old. I guess I spend enough time on the internet to read through the filter.
Hilarious, as usual. Definitely one of the best web comics out there.
agreed
Is the last one feasible? If so i need to find a way to dildo-proof my car
depends on your definition of feasible. a lot of cheap dildos are made of soft rubber material that could be impaled on the wiper arm pretty easily. (I used to work for a sex toy store. good times.)
it occurs to me that there's also dildos with a suction cup base….you may be doomed
(why am i still thinking about this?? gah!)
OH CAITLYN! You and me, we could go places with the information and connections you have.
Why would you NOT think about this?
yeah, but turning a car into a dildo-cupine would be expensive.
more so with the superglue.
Did you forget to draw glasses on the one in panel 3? Or, is that not Nerd-Bug?
No, I think that's supposed to be "most folks".
non streak dildos. Its hard to type when you're laughing this hard.
That last panel disturbs me. In so many ways.
The first panel = win.
1st panel: never knew marriage could be so hardcore
One more reason to not do that again.
http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/love-the-one-youre…
Is there a theme here?
I think the theme is Wang computers
i understand your fear man, i know what is like to have those friends… and being one of those too 🙂
Marriage is evil.
glasses bug: you mad?
thanks for giving us ideas!
Do they actually make dildos like that? Make great birthday presents
This is dildos 😛
do we have the same friends?
"/%&* Yeah! That first panel got me!
I am definitely going to say "*@!# Yeah!" at my wedding instead of "I do"
good choice ;D
A FINE choice
git yo matrimony on!
Love the tux with shoulders and everything. Lady bug’s gown’s a shame though. (I love weddingy clothes. Eep.)
I can't remember the last time you drew 2 standard bugs in one panel like you did in panel, if there ever was a first time.
I must admit… I’ve never seen ‘dildo’ pluralized.
wow dildo windshield wipers seems like something pornography stars would do… hmmm now they will probably start doing it o,<
Don’t give Prince Harry any ideas this week….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"NON-STREAK!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AAAA Formal Bugs! I'd let the bugs in my shower live if they were wearing little tuxes.
I need to…. not share this particular strip with my friends.
Well…. maybe if I'm one of the pranksters. Not likely to be getting married in the next 10 years anyway.
My friends coated every possible piece of my car with condoms. Not as bad as dildo wipers, but did give me an akward moment getting it filled at a full service gas station after getting back from the honeymoon.
did any one else notice that bug got a clone in the 3rd pannel?
did any one else notice that bug got a clone in the 3rd pannel?
I used the wrong username for my gravatar
nevermind
🙂
Oh lord, “non-streak dildos” BAHAHAHAHA XD