What if you had to wear a super obscure 80s cartoon mask like Brave Star or Super Ted? Then you’d have to spend all day explaining who your character is to other people.
I am the terror that flaps in the night
I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
I am the itch you cannot reach.
What if you had to wear a super obscure 80s cartoon mask like Brave Star or Super Ted? Then you’d have to spend all day explaining who your character is to other people.
At least you’re not wearing it during sex and making your wife go “Snarf! Snarf!”
I am the bat.
I am the terror that flaps in the night
I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
I am the itch you cannot reach.
Remember when you could cut out a mask from the back of a cereal box? That’s what the mask in panel 2 reminds me of.
Yeah… I think I got stuck with Casper the Friendly Ghost’s cheap knockoff… Jasper the Melancholy Specter one year.