If it was a rom-com, “I don’t feel so good” would land you a lingering, tear-filled death from something terminal. You can’t win, no matter the genre. ;3
How is someone having an alien burst out of them and then getting worn like a beret NOT a rom-com?
It could star Katherine Heigl and Channing Tatum. Kim Kardashian can play the alien. No makeup required!
To test, try saying “I feel good.” If you hear James Brown singing, you’re in a movie.
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I try not to be close to little kids, but if I hear one say, “I don’t feel so good,” I’m taking off running before SOMEthing bursts out of them.
Love the actress in panel 4, though she could still be wrong– this is a Bug cartoon, and anything goes….
For some reason I looked at all the panels before reading any of the narration; that escalated quickly…
Mask-wearing axe-murderers, zombies, bug-people-beret-wearing-tentacle-aliens…
You draw the greatest crazy s***, you know that?
Or you’ll projectile vomit all over the room/car/floor/windshield/all of the above.
If it was a rom-com, “I don’t feel so good” would land you a lingering, tear-filled death from something terminal. You can’t win, no matter the genre. ;3
Another possibility is you could be possessed by by devil.
How is someone having an alien burst out of them and then getting worn like a beret NOT a rom-com?
It could star Katherine Heigl and Channing Tatum. Kim Kardashian can play the alien. No makeup required!
Has there ever been a shot of Kim Kardashian without makeup that was applied with a spatula? Maybe in her new book of “selfies”.
Seriously:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-kim-kardashian-selfie-book-20140808-story.html
It’s even funnier if you imagine the woman in #4 is Ripley and you say her line in Sigourney Weaver’s voice. (or is that just me…?)
Wait, Rom-Coms DON’T have monsters bursting out of people’s stomachs? (Dang, someone already made this joke. But I don’t careee!)
I like to ensure I’m not in a movie by shouting obscenities and ranting about the evils of the movie industry for a bit.
I think you might be in “Clerks” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445).
If it was a Rom-Com, then she would have been Meg Ryan bug. Hubba, hubba!
Bob. You and me. We share a page.
It becomes a rom-com when the alien figures what what [i]that[/i] tentacle is for . . . and starts speaking Japanese.
mr stark….
Or you have heat syncope.