Congratulations, you have now convinced multiple readers to go back through every single one of your previous comics to verify, and possibly dispute, said nomination. Kudos!
Alternate Nominations:
The thrill of mediocrity: “Since you weren’t at the game, they gave you the award for sharing the most orange slices.”
Dinner Party: “Add sodium pentothol to the Hors D’oeuvres. It will help everyone get to know each other.”
Columbus Day: “I don’t know then Christopher Columbus was born and I’m too lazy to google it. Let’s say… the 60’s.”
My Vacuum Cleaner PSA: “Well then you come up with a Disney movie that justifies this!”
It’s the Hard Knock Life: “I’d use my own, but orphan spit makes me break out into hives.”
Moody Foodie: “I refuse to say them, point to them on a menu, or request them via charades.”
No Such Thing As a Free Punch: “I’d like to nominate ‘Drool once if it was the guacamole cartel’ as the dumbest sentence written in Bug Martini.”
It’s a pretty fierce competition. I found most of these by mashing the random button.
Nominate that?
Nah! I doubt it’s even a contender. 🙂
I second your nomination!
Congratulations, you have now convinced multiple readers to go back through every single one of your previous comics to verify, and possibly dispute, said nomination. Kudos!
Alternate Nominations:
The thrill of mediocrity: “Since you weren’t at the game, they gave you the award for sharing the most orange slices.”
Dinner Party: “Add sodium pentothol to the Hors D’oeuvres. It will help everyone get to know each other.”
Columbus Day: “I don’t know then Christopher Columbus was born and I’m too lazy to google it. Let’s say… the 60’s.”
My Vacuum Cleaner PSA: “Well then you come up with a Disney movie that justifies this!”
It’s the Hard Knock Life: “I’d use my own, but orphan spit makes me break out into hives.”
Moody Foodie: “I refuse to say them, point to them on a menu, or request them via charades.”
No Such Thing As a Free Punch: “I’d like to nominate ‘Drool once if it was the guacamole cartel’ as the dumbest sentence written in Bug Martini.”
It’s a pretty fierce competition. I found most of these by mashing the random button.
Yep, that’s what I like to call “Bug Martini in a nutshell”.
No misterses, misses, and missuses;
The one and only winner is (from ‘What We’ve Got Here is Failure to Communicate’): “Please to money here”.
I nominate- Office francais: ‘Don’t get your croissants in a twist.’
Haha! Forgot about that one.
I dont know…these names are pretty dumb too
“no such thing as free punch” is not THAT dumb, but its pretty close at least…and its just ONE of the many dumb names Adam pulled from his hat
What about “TIGHT and ‘VACUUM-SEALED… to lock in crotchness” from this strip: https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/jeans-jeans-the-smooshical-suit/
genital freshness is one of the biggest non-issues you ever tackled!
One mans boss is another man’s bane: “This company needs to fax more cheese.”