I’ve actually done that in the past, and I can say that that trick works great. I’ve just never done it with velveeta, nor ever will. Every time someone calls that pathetic orange toothpaste “cheese”, a Frenchman gets a migraine. Same goes for citizens of other good-cheese-producing countries.
It’s worse when you try and raise that grilled cheese the best you can for 18 long years only for them to turn to a life of drugs and crime and break your heart.
Adam, you used the wrong version of bologna here. Baloney means nonsense. Bologna means the sandwich meat. Don’t you remember your Oscar Meyer commercials?
Cartoon Planet’s Brak has a little more loyalty to his baloney sandwich. However, my own forgetfulness in the kitchen does explain my choice not to procreate.
Baloney Sandwich
Brak: I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I’m talkin’ hey!
It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday.
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy!
Slap a little brown mustard on top and, buddy, you’re full of joy!
Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school!
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel!
There’s just – wait a minute, I’m, I’m sittin’ on it!
Aw, man! I’m sorry, sandwich!
to experience the opposite end of the spectrum try toasting authentic irish soda bread. it simply does not toast. you could leave it under the heat and pop out shopping and it would just be sat, untouched by the hand of grill as it were, when you come back
How come this is true- even a kitchen fire doesn’t make me doubt myself as a parent, but a burnt cheese sandwich and I’m re-evaluating my decisions on immunizations! It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
OK, you need my special toaster/microwave method.
1) Toast bread in toaster
2) Put slices of Velveeta between two slices of toasted bread and microwave until “cheese” melts
Velveeta? Bleah!
He’s a real man, who needs real cheese!
I’ve actually done that in the past, and I can say that that trick works great. I’ve just never done it with velveeta, nor ever will. Every time someone calls that pathetic orange toothpaste “cheese”, a Frenchman gets a migraine. Same goes for citizens of other good-cheese-producing countries.
It’s worse when you try and raise that grilled cheese the best you can for 18 long years only for them to turn to a life of drugs and crime and break your heart.
You, sir, deserve 100 Internets.
I get teary-eyed just thinking about it.
I am looking at what bug is doing to himself in the last panel and cringing HARD! (And I dont even have antennae!!)
I’m more surprised that Dude bug A. knows of Pompeii and B. was able to use it correctly in his one liner.
You know you can just scrape the burnt bits off, right?
Yeah, but it still wouldn’t be the best experience for the baby.
^So much win.
Also, is this the first instance of a bug headdesk?
That made me snort. Glad I wasn’t eating or drinking!
Adam, you used the wrong version of bologna here. Baloney means nonsense. Bologna means the sandwich meat. Don’t you remember your Oscar Meyer commercials?
It’s not the wrong version. It’s the informal version.
Oh, you are a funny funny man.
Cartoon Planet’s Brak has a little more loyalty to his baloney sandwich. However, my own forgetfulness in the kitchen does explain my choice not to procreate.
Baloney Sandwich
Brak: I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I’m talkin’ hey!
It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday.
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy!
Slap a little brown mustard on top and, buddy, you’re full of joy!
Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school!
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel!
There’s just – wait a minute, I’m, I’m sittin’ on it!
Aw, man! I’m sorry, sandwich!
I have a vague memory of seeing a music video of Brak singing about baloney sandwiches.
to experience the opposite end of the spectrum try toasting authentic irish soda bread. it simply does not toast. you could leave it under the heat and pop out shopping and it would just be sat, untouched by the hand of grill as it were, when you come back
So you burnt a cheese sandwich and overcooked the baby….
Could have been worse, at least no bacon was harmed.
This is the third time I’ve seen a defenestrated sandwich today.
This is why I come here every week:
Pure hilarity!
I laughed (am still laughing) hardest at “Are you wearing a black arm band?”
I do not know why.
How come this is true- even a kitchen fire doesn’t make me doubt myself as a parent, but a burnt cheese sandwich and I’m re-evaluating my decisions on immunizations! It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
My microwave has a special setting just for babies. I’ve never used it tho, cuz the kids grew up before I got it.
You’re not the only one with this problem, they had it 3,000 years ago.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/18/archeologists-are-excited-about-this-3000-year-old-pot-of-burnt-cheese-6135951/
So, did you end up overcooking the baby?
Adam, the comic is quite funny.
My opposite would like hard work and coasters, and dislike sarcasm and The Dragon Prince.
Well, if he overcooks the first one, he’s got a spare now.