One Bad Apple Spoils My Butt
on February 6, 2017
at 12:51 am
Was about to play a DVD on my iMac and just realized that it didn’t have an optical drive. Didn’t even think to check and see if this computer had one when I bought it.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Steve Jobs bug is greatness!
P.S. Should it be “an third party” or “a third party”?
I’ve seen examples of both.
“a third party”, since “an” is only used when a (spoken) vowel follows (which is also why “a university” is correct)
An honest reply.
Because the h is silent. ‘onest. 🙂
H is special because it indicates exhalation, which doesn’t count as a consonant in proper usage.
Optical drive … anus. That must be the most logical transition I have ever witnessed. It makes … perfect sense.
Aaannnd THIS is what we get when Adam is trying to think of a comic and his lady keeps calling him a butthead for leaving his shit all over the house.
iMac == hook everything up to your minimal core. IIRC, you’ve got an SD slot (memory cards), a bunch of USB ports, a network jack, and whatever Apple’s current proprietary jack is. I don’t know if it does Bluetooth natively, but if not, you can hook something up.
Lot of ’em anymore don’t even have an ethernet port. One of the myriad problems of everything being super thin these days – like cooling issues, battery issues, overall structural issues and a really wimpy-sounding keyboard. ‘Swhy I still use a 2007-model Thinkpad (with some custom upgrades of course).
Now Bug is fully qualified for senior management or to run for public office.
I went out of my way to ensure my new computer had an optical drive. Still gotta get my Railroad Tycoon II fix.
This was too Cyanide & Happiness for comfort… :S
Earphone jack. Your day is now complete. Enjoy.
I think they’d have the mouth be a multipurpose port, so to speak.
But it would be a proprietary mouth that could only be used to eat Apple-manufactured food.
Like pizza with apple slices instead of salami.
Well, I had something like that a few days ago … it’s called „Flammkuchen“.
I haven’t been to Germany in many years, but the mention of Flammkuchen brought back a lot of good memories!
Wait, you mean there was a time when we weren’t all made by Apple? Whoa.
Ill have you know i am made by asus with a microsoft os. No, wait, thats my desktop computer.
Panel one looks like Steve Jobs bug is at a product introduction for the iVoodoo doll.
He is in bad name of an asshat
It’s not just apple… I bought a decent mid-range windows machine with some grunt for gaming, and lo and behold… no disc drive! Did not even register with me when I was going over the specs pre-purchase. D’oh!
Got a nifty little USB-run disc drive now so I can rip my old CDs.