I always fear that my organs are going to go to someone COMPLETELY undeserving. Like, instead of that sweet, little child with jaundice, my liver's going to go to some rich millionaire who couldn't stop swilling the sauce. Or my eyes go to a child porn collector.
You donating organs helps everyone on the list in the long run. It means that all those little kids with jaundice or birth defects have a greater chance of getting the organ(s) they need, so what that some awful people get to live longer? You're improving the odds of living for the deserving as well.
I will never sign the organ donor card because they harvest the organs way to quickly. Nope, I take everything with me to feed the worms. I have bowel and digestive problems, therefore my organs are probably not very good like bugs.
But instead of feeding some mighty, worthwhile animal like a police dog, its fed to mean yappy chihuahuas instead…
Aawww….
Aww.. your bug is so sad in the last frame!
Well wouldn't you be sad to learn that your organs are worth less than Puppy Chow?
At least they weren't used to ressurect Hitler!
damn Kids so ungrateful…
That Dead Bug Looked Hilarious!! keep up the good work ~.^
A fifth panel shows the doctors having fun with your organs.
Doc: "Spleen fight!"
Bug: "…eh, good enough. Aim for the face!"
You are seriously the funniest guy ever
I always fear that my organs are going to go to someone COMPLETELY undeserving. Like, instead of that sweet, little child with jaundice, my liver's going to go to some rich millionaire who couldn't stop swilling the sauce. Or my eyes go to a child porn collector.
You donating organs helps everyone on the list in the long run. It means that all those little kids with jaundice or birth defects have a greater chance of getting the organ(s) they need, so what that some awful people get to live longer? You're improving the odds of living for the deserving as well.
Adam, I know you like to use Herr Schicklegruber as a running gag… but what about all the good things Hitler did?
j/k
I will never sign the organ donor card because they harvest the organs way to quickly. Nope, I take everything with me to feed the worms. I have bowel and digestive problems, therefore my organs are probably not very good like bugs.
Scientists and doctors need to make organ growing possible and eliminate the need for the anti-rejection drugs that transplant patients have to be on for the rest of their lives.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/will-Japanese-researchers-grow-human-organs-inside-pigs-180949396/
On a side note, but there is some organs being grown noses and vaginas. (insert joke here)
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2014/04/12/the-science-of-lab-grown-organs-vaginas-noses-now-possible/