Yes. Jalie is a friend of mine and I may or may not have asked if she was pregnant based on her baggy sweater and the awkward way she got out of a chair.
Same goes for asking about relationships between two people if one’s a woman. “So is she your grandma?” is just a stupid thing to say. Always err on the side of youth!!
For my hilarious comment, please see previous comic. I am on vacation and am not using my own computer and…I have no idea how this happened. I’m completely idiotic!
Some of the best advice gleaned from this comic. It would save some hard feelings all around. Awkward does not begin to discribe the conversation following the question ” How many months until you pop that muffin out of the oven?”
The other one is when a woman tells you that she’s pregnant and you have one nanosecond to decide whether you should congratulate her or offer to drive her to the clinic. Make sure you decide the right way.
I need to comment on the “new nipple ring” next time I see somebody breastfeeding. Considering I never see anybody breastfeeding, I don’t expect to ever use that idea.
Just hope that “ring” is a few months old instead of four or five years old. *shudder* I have no right to tell other people how to raise their demonic spawn, but a genuine child should eat food not people.
Tip: It would be best to start with, “Is today a good day?” which can be followed by “So how was ‘your’ morning.”
p.s. Okay, now I have the theory. 😀 Does anyone want to be a ‘beta-tester’ for it. ((pps=If you detect a slightly higher pitch or volume…more or less likely they are ‘deliberately’ trying to find fault with it. >;] heh its that right our infamous-counterparts?!))
Trying not to audibly laugh at this comic… I ended up just grinning maniacally at the screen instead.
Thank you, Adam, for making me look like a psychopath. A very amused psychopath. 😉
Well, if she’s had the baby, she’s not pregnant anymore… :p
What about if she sits in a chair too big for her and has to awkwardly climb out of it whilst simultaneously wearing a very baggy outfit? 🙂
You’re not gonna let that one go, are you?
Is this some sort of inside joke? If so, it sounds very funny!
Yes. Jalie is a friend of mine and I may or may not have asked if she was pregnant based on her baggy sweater and the awkward way she got out of a chair.
Haha. How embarrassing. I guess that’s why you’re a bit more gun shy now. 🙂
🙂 I have so few!
Ah, the five stages of witnessing an expectant mother.
1. Denial,
2. Denial,
3. Denial,
4. Denial and
5. Denial.
Same goes for asking about relationships between two people if one’s a woman. “So is she your grandma?” is just a stupid thing to say. Always err on the side of youth!!
For my hilarious comment, please see previous comic. I am on vacation and am not using my own computer and…I have no idea how this happened. I’m completely idiotic!
No I think you are trying to cover up the fact that you own a DeLorean. 😛
I still remember the “fat or pregnant” joke from a strip a while ago. I blame you Adam for changing the way I look women forever!
I’ve never been smacked as hard as when I asked in error, “How many months?”
Some of the best advice gleaned from this comic. It would save some hard feelings all around. Awkward does not begin to discribe the conversation following the question ” How many months until you pop that muffin out of the oven?”
Fat woman gets asked, “When are you due?”
Pregnant woman gets asked, “Are you fat?”
What the hell is wrong here?
It depends on the woman, but generally I find it pretty easy to tell if a lady is pregnant or over weight. I’m a woman though.
But then, if I can’t tell easily, I’m not gonna mention it O_O
The other one is when a woman tells you that she’s pregnant and you have one nanosecond to decide whether you should congratulate her or offer to drive her to the clinic. Make sure you decide the right way.
*grin* “I’m pregnant.” – congratulations.
*screams hystarically* “I”M PREGNANT!!!” – hospital it is.
I need to comment on the “new nipple ring” next time I see somebody breastfeeding. Considering I never see anybody breastfeeding, I don’t expect to ever use that idea.
Just hope that “ring” is a few months old instead of four or five years old. *shudder* I have no right to tell other people how to raise their demonic spawn, but a genuine child should eat food not people.
Tip: It would be best to start with, “Is today a good day?” which can be followed by “So how was ‘your’ morning.”
p.s. Okay, now I have the theory. 😀 Does anyone want to be a ‘beta-tester’ for it. ((pps=If you detect a slightly higher pitch or volume…more or less likely they are ‘deliberately’ trying to find fault with it. >;] heh its that right our infamous-counterparts?!))
*= ‘your’ morning?