And also, the answer to Panel 2’s question is “me”. I am vehemently not fond of Ritz. I’m more like to step over my grandmother to get AWAY from a Ritz.
I’d really like to know how much the Ritz company is paying Adam for product placement. Considering where he’s putting them, it should be either really expensive or really cheap.
Funny enough, a couple of years ago Missouri prisons stopped allowing smoking on prison grounds. A particular inmate had lung issues and the smoking was so rampant it made it near impossible for him to breathe. So naturally he solved the problem the American Way: he sued the state.
Well, the courts sided with him, ruling that smoking on prison grounds is an unnecessary health hazard to prisoners with lung problems and therefore violated the state’s constitution. He ended up being transferred to another prison for his safety.
#Squick
And also, the answer to Panel 2’s question is “me”. I am vehemently not fond of Ritz. I’m more like to step over my grandmother to get AWAY from a Ritz.
I’d really like to know how much the Ritz company is paying Adam for product placement. Considering where he’s putting them, it should be either really expensive or really cheap.
Funny enough, a couple of years ago Missouri prisons stopped allowing smoking on prison grounds. A particular inmate had lung issues and the smoking was so rampant it made it near impossible for him to breathe. So naturally he solved the problem the American Way: he sued the state.
Well, the courts sided with him, ruling that smoking on prison grounds is an unnecessary health hazard to prisoners with lung problems and therefore violated the state’s constitution. He ended up being transferred to another prison for his safety.
Allowing smoking in prison is dumb on its face. Why allow prisoners to get more unhealthy when we have to pay for their health care?
In college, my fondness for Ritz crackers was well-known among my dorm neighbors.
So much so that one day, one of my neighbors bribed me with Ritz crackers to get me to help him with his homework.
I just ate a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch.
For the record, the did NOT have clench-guard baked in.
Will Ritz replace ramen as edible currency in prison?
Probably they will serve as a lesser currency if you compare ramen packets to dollar bills and ritz crackers to quarters and other coins.
Let’s see. A suppository shape would be a cone. A cone shaped snack would be a bugle. So prisonsers should be hoarding bugle snacks in their cells.
That is just nasty. Not funny-nasty. Nastee. Bleh. I needed clench-guard when I read this comic. ;p
Ritz crackers by themelves? Nah. You need toppings or dip to make them appealing. If you could manage to smuggle some Cheez-Its in, though….