Not as expensive as burial, since you don’t need a casket or embalming. You can get a cremation for as little as a few hundred dollars, while a burial can cost up to $10k
Mesquite is awesome for almost anything. Bonus here, you could kipper salmon while drinking beer and waiting for nana to finish up. Multi-tasking. When the grill’s hot, maximize the effort.
I would be 100% okay with this, on the condition that half of me be buried on land, and half on the banks of a stream, and dug up again in twenty years. I have some questions about the preservation of bones Unser such conditions, and if I’m no longer using my body it may as well do some good for the scientific community.
First! (Or not?)
Found this page through TV Tropes. Absolutely hilarious stuff.
Still “stuck” in the archives from November 2010, but slowly working (and laughing) my way towards the present. It’s an enjoyable ride for sure.
Not as expensive as burial, since you don’t need a casket or embalming. You can get a cremation for as little as a few hundred dollars, while a burial can cost up to $10k
Mesquite is awesome for almost anything. Bonus here, you could kipper salmon while drinking beer and waiting for nana to finish up. Multi-tasking. When the grill’s hot, maximize the effort.
I hate to say it but you need a bigger barbecue grill if you going to attempt human sacrifices in your back yard.
Or a sawzall.
Well, who says you need to fry her in one piece?
I just purchased a bone saw if you need to borrow one without accumulating an FBI file.
If Nana was from West of the Mississippi River, then mesquite. But if she was from East of the Mississippi I would opt for hickory.
I would be 100% okay with this, on the condition that half of me be buried on land, and half on the banks of a stream, and dug up again in twenty years. I have some questions about the preservation of bones Unser such conditions, and if I’m no longer using my body it may as well do some good for the scientific community.