Its a point of collaboration between me and my father to build a house of nothing BUT secret passages. Open the front door, it’s just a little 7 by 7 room. Secret passages to every room. Secret passages to go anywhere. BWAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Narrator: I’ve always wanted a house with hidden rooms and passages.
Bug: Sweet!
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Narrator: But what if I get married? Do I tell her about them?
Wifebug: No secrets. Right honey?
Bug: How do you feel about omissions?
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Narrator: If I didn’t tell her it would give me a way to hide from responsibilities.
Wifebug: Sig, guess _I’ll_ have to was the dishes.
Bug: Heh heh heh.
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Narrator: But if she discovers my secret rooms it’ll start an amazingly, awkward argument.
Wifebug: What the?
Bug: Oh boy. Here we go..
Who DOESN'T like secret rooms and passages?
The poor builder who I have build the passage, and then I "accidentally" lock him in so I don't have to pay for it.
I love them.
My husband I agree that if we ever get to build our own house, it WILL have secret passages.
Oh, oh, me too!
Easy! Don't marry anyone who hasn't found at least one of your secret passages.
A good compromise would be to allow your spouse to have a few secret rooms as well.
I just love bug's responses: "Oh boy. Here we go" is priceless.
and that's why Batman would never get married. Among other things, that is.
I had a secret room. Unfortunately, somebody found it by accident, and it didn't stay "secret" for very long.
Its a point of collaboration between me and my father to build a house of nothing BUT secret passages. Open the front door, it’s just a little 7 by 7 room. Secret passages to every room. Secret passages to go anywhere. BWAHAHAHAHAHAA.
If you do it, we want pictures.
Did you hear about the author who wrote a paragraph in a book in invisible ink?
It was a secret passage.
Narrator: I’ve always wanted a house with hidden rooms and passages.
Bug: Sweet!
—
Narrator: But what if I get married? Do I tell her about them?
Wifebug: No secrets. Right honey?
Bug: How do you feel about omissions?
—
Narrator: If I didn’t tell her it would give me a way to hide from responsibilities.
Wifebug: Sig, guess _I’ll_ have to was the dishes.
Bug: Heh heh heh.
—
Narrator: But if she discovers my secret rooms it’ll start an amazingly, awkward argument.
Wifebug: What the?
Bug: Oh boy. Here we go..