Sex Sells Substandard Stuff
on February 25, 2015
at 12:00 am
I hadn’t realized that the previous two strips had alliterative titles till someone pointed it out. Now I’m gonna see if I can keep it going through the week.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
that last panel, wow. lol
You probably have to use blonde, blue-eyed bikini models to sell swastikas.
Actually, she is! The blue eyes just got “lost in translation” to the black and white drawing… #-)
You have to do something to sell the beer flavored water that passes as beer in the U.S. Rolling Rock Extra Pale in the long neck green bottles from the glass lined tanks of Latrobe, PA. It’s sneaky good.
“Golden Gruff” – perfect!
Ever notice that female bugs only have boobs when they’re wearing clothing? When they’re walking around like normal, un-clad bugs, the only difference between them and the “leading male bug” guy is their long hair.
And no amount of bikini clad women (in our universe) would get me to drink Golden Gruff or Bud, Coors, Miller, etc.
Craft Beer only for me! But I’m not a snob. If you like mass-produced “Big Beer” that’s okay with me. What you like is what you like. I just happen to like IPA’s, Sours, Porters, Stouts and Barleywines, that’s all…
That’s because the boobs are actually just clothes, they don’t really have any. (Totally didn’t just make that up)
Makes sense though
Bikini Bug be lookin’ like a boomerang.
……
Bug-erang?
Shout to all my lost boys
We rowdy
Bugerang *woo woo wk woo*
Dang putting “positive” spins on the Nazis and the KKK both this week. Adam you are a pioneer.
I wonder if you could argue that these two once-widely feared groups being reduced to mere punchlines is a sign of progress.
Can’t say a bikini babe would get me to buy beer, but this God person does have a lot to answer for (if he exists).
God: “Sorry.”
*looks ashamed*
Funny as always.
Am I the only person who noticed that the bikini lady looks… evil? Mainly her eyes… SHE CAN SEE INTO MY SOUL.
How about bikini clad women plus catchy music?
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA?rel=0&w=560&h=315%5D
I imagine beer that tastes like goat urine wouldn’t sell very well if it didn’t get you drunk.
I like to think it would take more than a pair of boobs to get me to buy into the Nazi ideology.
TWO pairs, now, and I’d be first through the door of Anne Frank’s attic.
DRIE BOOTEN GOTTZEN?
*BOOBEN
Somehow my joke got posted before I could edit.
Quicken fingen haven…
Sex is indeed overrated
You could have just said ‘beer’ and saved the redundant description.