Panel 2: HA! I raise you Moses book 2, or as I like to call it: The Forbiddering! Basically you need to burn helpless animals on a 24/7 basis or you are stained for the rest of eternity, oh and did I mention that burning animals is also staining? So you better find yourself some proxy burners!
Ah when I am already at it, basically the bible is the grandfather of 9gag, first you have those stupid stories that vary in the ranges of poker face incest, like a boss exodus, insanity wolf genocide and malicious advice a mallard rules. That is already pretty weird and leaves you as a socially awkward penguin, but then comes the whole awkward seal stuff and the actual advice mallard psalms that degrade into senselessness. Then the old testament goes full retard and you get to the comment section that is full of spite and nerd rage.
Then comes the new testament and it starts of with 1 OP and 3 reposts and again, a terribly long comment section about those reposts only to quit with the largest nerd rage fanfic in history.
I’ve been working on a more…. readable Bible just for fun (because it IS a lot of fun–ESPECIALLY the illustrations) and I’m in Leviticus now. It feels like most of what I’ve been doing is The Adventures of Moses. I’m not a believer, mind you, but I’m as careful as I can be to give respect to the source material, however befuddled and self-contradictory it may be.
I love it when you do the Bug God strips, and though we don’t see Him here, I for one know the Bug God abides. :p
I do actually have a Cain and Abel chart.
I didn’t, however, draw the act of the begettin’. Not really into that kinda thing, and there’s a rather uncomfortable Song of Solomon coming up that’ll be more than enough of it. :p Here’s a link to an imgur album of some of the illustrations: http://imgur.com/a/ylsCW
I didn’t, however, draw the act of the begettin’. Not really into that kinda thing, and there’s a rather uncomfortable Song of Solomon coming up that’ll be more than enough of it. :p Here’s a link to an imgur album of some of the illustrations:
I never considered the bible as being with ‘spoilers’. I always felt it was universally known, like the stories and such. Now I feel so rude…
doesn’t everyone die in the bible?
Well there are your possible Sean Bean roles for A Game of Gospels.
The gospels according to George, Raymond, Richard and Martin.
Well, the bible takes place over a few thousand years, so yes, almost everyone dies.
Actually no. There is one or two direct ascensions to heaven.
Actually, just the one.
There’s Elijah, Enoch (his is a bit ambiguous maybe), and Jesus (though he did die before).
The Book of Revelations – A chapter that’s practically just about spoilers!
Panel 2: HA! I raise you Moses book 2, or as I like to call it: The Forbiddering! Basically you need to burn helpless animals on a 24/7 basis or you are stained for the rest of eternity, oh and did I mention that burning animals is also staining? So you better find yourself some proxy burners!
Ah crap it’s book 3…….there you go next goat.
Ah when I am already at it, basically the bible is the grandfather of 9gag, first you have those stupid stories that vary in the ranges of poker face incest, like a boss exodus, insanity wolf genocide and malicious advice a mallard rules. That is already pretty weird and leaves you as a socially awkward penguin, but then comes the whole awkward seal stuff and the actual advice mallard psalms that degrade into senselessness. Then the old testament goes full retard and you get to the comment section that is full of spite and nerd rage.
Then comes the new testament and it starts of with 1 OP and 3 reposts and again, a terribly long comment section about those reposts only to quit with the largest nerd rage fanfic in history.
I’ve been working on a more…. readable Bible just for fun (because it IS a lot of fun–ESPECIALLY the illustrations) and I’m in Leviticus now. It feels like most of what I’ve been doing is The Adventures of Moses. I’m not a believer, mind you, but I’m as careful as I can be to give respect to the source material, however befuddled and self-contradictory it may be.
I love it when you do the Bug God strips, and though we don’t see Him here, I for one know the Bug God abides. :p
Sorry–I’m in Numbers now. It’s not quite as fun as Exodus, but when I finally get to Revelation, it’s all gonna be worth it.
Can you show/share the part with all of the begetting in it?
I do actually have a Cain and Abel chart.
I didn’t, however, draw the act of the begettin’. Not really into that kinda thing, and there’s a rather uncomfortable Song of Solomon coming up that’ll be more than enough of it. :p Here’s a link to an imgur album of some of the illustrations:
http://imgur.com/a/ylsCW
I do actually have a Cain and Abel chart.
I didn’t, however, draw the act of the begettin’. Not really into that kinda thing, and there’s a rather uncomfortable Song of Solomon coming up that’ll be more than enough of it. :p Here’s a link to an imgur album of some of the illustrations:
http://imgur.com/a/ylsCW
I think that last frame should read “crucifixes” instead of “crucifixions.”
Yeah, that works much better. Why did that word elude me? I’ll make the change.
Awesome. Thanks for the fun comic.
None of those shenanigans?
That’s a load of malarkey, I tells ya!
I’ve always thought the Bible would be more compelling if you read it in order. I heard of a missionary doing it once and he had his audience hooked.
The cat came back. He just wouldn’t stay away.