Have you considered that your soul may not be worth his infernal time? When it comes down to it, you may be a “penny in the gutter” as far as souls go.
If you haven’t signed anything in blood – or at least dripped blood on the signature line – I think you’re still safe. I think the vetting procedures in Hell have gotten stricter now that there’s a new demon in charge, and only those with verified blood-signatures will be admitted.
It’s Oscar *Mayer* 🙂
Ah, another Mandela effect. I remember the commercials singing it as M E Y er.
Thus avoiding “brand dilution” legal nonsense.
Oh dang it! Good catch. Will fix later.
Have you considered that your soul may not be worth his infernal time? When it comes down to it, you may be a “penny in the gutter” as far as souls go.
:p
I’m an IT guy… so I’m pretty sure my soul was taken by either a Microsoft or Dell EULA. 🙁
If you haven’t signed anything in blood – or at least dripped blood on the signature line – I think you’re still safe. I think the vetting procedures in Hell have gotten stricter now that there’s a new demon in charge, and only those with verified blood-signatures will be admitted.
What if he’s a klutz and pokes himself with the pen or something? Does that count? Ugh, we need a lawyer to sort this out.
a what now?
ok, it is officially too late for you.
…Which is why I always Ctrl-F for ‘soul’. I also look for ‘arm’ and ‘leg’ but ‘harm’, ‘harmless’, and ‘legal’ make those slower searches.
…I started this because of reading http://www.dorktower.com/2001/01/14/comics-archive-38/