Try dropping a heavy book. However, I must warn you that the timing has to be juuuuuuust right. Otherwise it’s all “BAM! — Brrrraaap!”
Not that I’m speaking from personal experience.
Eeyup, that’s one of my favourite ways. The bad thing is, if it fails – like you explained – everyone looks at you (because of the book) and then… “Pfrrrrr!”
That makes it even more embarrassing. :\
I alway try to “divide” them to smaller, more quiet ones. That usually works.
If you fart early, you can make a big ruckus and pretend the book landed on your toe, and people often forget about the noise that came before hand. You get relief and pity! Win-win. Except for those poor folk who are still in the area after you limp away.
The first panel lets you know this will be comedy gold. One of the few perks of being a construction worker is I dont have to hide mine at all, somedays we try and outdo each other and that explains why your new house smells like rotten eggs
I usually release a real fart and then make fart noises with my mouth so people can see me making the sound with my mouth and think it was just that. Not sure if it works or not
It’s sad and hilarious when my grandmother has the “walking farts”. One time we were out grocery shopping and she scooted up beside me, pooted really loud, and then backed away from me with this disgusted look on her face. I guess that’s another method you could try XD
You know you are in trouble when fart jokes become nostalgic!!! I have an ileostomy (google it). And yes I just googled it myself to make sure I had the right spelling for the stupid thing (I didn’t, but no worries I fixed it). *sigh* I don’t fart. I inflate.
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Haha! You even make fart jokes hilarious! Well done, my good sir.
I imagine farting in a filing cabinet would only make it louder.
only if it is empy 😉
Well, that sounds like its from experience.
My first thought at panel 1 was:
What’s he doing? When the top drawer springs open by the pressure, he’ll get a headache from his own stupidity!
I blame it on barking spiders then ask someone to call the Orkin man. 😉
If you outrank your cubicle mate, you can just let it rip. It’s good to be king. And pretty soon they’ll give you your own office…
Also, why did the numbers on the calendar turn black? Someone got Friday on the mind already? 😉
I see what you did there.
Third panel is brilliant, I´ll have to try that.
And fourth panel… Damn it, they noticed?!??
I’ve done all of those. xD
I do panel 4 all the time, but panel 3 doesn’t work very well (especially as the smell comes along).
One of my favorites is the “Cough’n’Fart”, a tried and true method where one clears their throat while farting.
Try dropping a heavy book. However, I must warn you that the timing has to be juuuuuuust right. Otherwise it’s all “BAM! — Brrrraaap!”
Not that I’m speaking from personal experience.
Eeyup, that’s one of my favourite ways. The bad thing is, if it fails – like you explained – everyone looks at you (because of the book) and then… “Pfrrrrr!”
That makes it even more embarrassing. :\
I alway try to “divide” them to smaller, more quiet ones. That usually works.
If you fart early, you can make a big ruckus and pretend the book landed on your toe, and people often forget about the noise that came before hand. You get relief and pity! Win-win. Except for those poor folk who are still in the area after you limp away.
I haven’t done ANY of these. None, I tell you. Zero.
The first panel lets you know this will be comedy gold. One of the few perks of being a construction worker is I dont have to hide mine at all, somedays we try and outdo each other and that explains why your new house smells like rotten eggs
Aha! Mystery solved! And now I’m considering construction work for my next career move. Because being in an office, we’ve all tried out these ideas.
I was considering including a panel that states my envy of guys who operate jackhammers no one can hear their farts at all.
I’ve given up hiding them. Just take ownership, I say. Make farting the new cool.
haha ppl at my work try this kind of stuff all the time
Walking farts are like jet propulsion!
I usually release a real fart and then make fart noises with my mouth so people can see me making the sound with my mouth and think it was just that. Not sure if it works or not
It’s sad and hilarious when my grandmother has the “walking farts”. One time we were out grocery shopping and she scooted up beside me, pooted really loud, and then backed away from me with this disgusted look on her face. I guess that’s another method you could try XD
This reminds me of someone we work with
The good ol’ noisy desk fan – “Gee, it’s hot in here!” is my savior – plus the blowing air dissipates the stench
You know you are in trouble when fart jokes become nostalgic!!! I have an ileostomy (google it). And yes I just googled it myself to make sure I had the right spelling for the stupid thing (I didn’t, but no worries I fixed it). *sigh* I don’t fart. I inflate.