Hard not to think of Gussie Fink-Nottle at the prize-giving assembly, oiled to the tonsils on spiked orange juice…. Madeline Basset dumped him when she found out that he had to be plastered to propose. (PG Wodehouse)
Obviously the “Booze and lots of it” is for HER. That way whatever “witty” things you say will sound awesome to her. Or cause her to get indignant and easily offended and punch you in the face. Either way, you don’t end up barfing in her purse which is a score for YOU!
Stay thirsty, my friends…
isn’t ‘stay thirsty’ the stupidest motto ever for a drink? that’s like fritos telling you to stay hungry, or a car manufacturer telling you to stay on a bike, pool makers telling you to stay dry, trojan telling you to stay a virgin, or a cigarette maker telling you to stay healthy, weight watchers telling you to stay fat… well you get the point
isn’t ‘stay thirsty’ the stupidest motto ever for a drink? that’s like fritos telling you to stay hungry, or a car manufacturer telling you to stay on a bike, pool makers telling you to stay dry, trojan telling you to stay a virgin, or a cigarette maker telling you to stay healthy, weight watchers telling you to stay fat… well you get the point
Hard not to think of Gussie Fink-Nottle at the prize-giving assembly, oiled to the tonsils on spiked orange juice…. Madeline Basset dumped him when she found out that he had to be plastered to propose. (PG Wodehouse)
Yeah but Madeline Basset was a bit of a fickle floozy.
I just nerdgasm’d a little bit that you referenced Wodehouse.
Glad to help.
That’s Spink-bottle!
Of course the side pockets… They make the purses as big as they are…
WTF, what’s with the title?
I thought lubed meant something else.
Makes me remember that the door on the car is squeaking a bit.
hehe. 🙂
Obviously the “Booze and lots of it” is for HER. That way whatever “witty” things you say will sound awesome to her. Or cause her to get indignant and easily offended and punch you in the face. Either way, you don’t end up barfing in her purse which is a score for YOU!
Stay thirsty, my friends…
isn’t ‘stay thirsty’ the stupidest motto ever for a drink? that’s like fritos telling you to stay hungry, or a car manufacturer telling you to stay on a bike, pool makers telling you to stay dry, trojan telling you to stay a virgin, or a cigarette maker telling you to stay healthy, weight watchers telling you to stay fat… well you get the point
Yeah, but if you weren’t thirsty, you’d cease buying drinks. More thirst = more sales.
Newts!
isn’t ‘stay thirsty’ the stupidest motto ever for a drink? that’s like fritos telling you to stay hungry, or a car manufacturer telling you to stay on a bike, pool makers telling you to stay dry, trojan telling you to stay a virgin, or a cigarette maker telling you to stay healthy, weight watchers telling you to stay fat… well you get the point
First panel made the hole joke! Amazing! xD