Probably like Foul Ole Ron on Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, whose smell comes into the room before he does and lingers afterward, wandering around and looking at the pictures on the wall.
I love how he points to the fart in panel 2. I remember the God Test Joke from grade school. How to give “god” a test to see if he/she/it is really all powerful. “If you’re God then ‘Catch that fart and paint it green.'”
A. He.
B. Yes, He does have a sense of humor I’m sure. After all He created me, and the platypus. Both of which are utterly ridiculous.
C. I’d like to think His sense of humor is a bit more refined though.
That’s why I’m actually kind of glad I can’t see God (or for that matter sense Him in any physical/biological manner whatsoever): this way, I feel comfortable talking to Him as a friend; but if I could see Him in all His glory, I’d probably crack under the pressure and end up not saying anything.
Don’t forget to thank him for tsetse flies and earthquakes and that parasitic little fish that swims up your urethra.
And E.coli, and sunburn, and those stray bits of Lego on the floor that make sure you wake up properly and quickly.
…..and Mangoworms.
Go on, I dare you.
Check ’em out on Youtube.
I’ll just be standing waaay over here where the vomit can’t get me.
OMG… Can’t sleep, Mangoworms will eat me….
What about volcanoes and herpes, though, he’s real aorry about that last one.
“Just because it’s not nice doesn’t mean it’s any less a miracle.” -Sir Terry Pratchett
All of asudden I wonder what it would be like to be omniscent…
Probably like Foul Ole Ron on Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, whose smell comes into the room before he does and lingers afterward, wandering around and looking at the pictures on the wall.
I love how he points to the fart in panel 2. I remember the God Test Joke from grade school. How to give “god” a test to see if he/she/it is really all powerful. “If you’re God then ‘Catch that fart and paint it green.'”
Yes, because we all know that God is just a genie to obeys our every whim.
If god has a decent sense of humor he/she/it knows that farts are funny.
A. He.
B. Yes, He does have a sense of humor I’m sure. After all He created me, and the platypus. Both of which are utterly ridiculous.
C. I’d like to think His sense of humor is a bit more refined though.
A couple of theology majors in college used to say, “Good food, good meat, good God let’s eat!”
God… angels… angel wings… farts… wind beneath my wings… Fly High Adam… You are the wind beneath these wings! 🙂
Says the guy with rotor wings in his avatar. 🙂
Don’t forget to thank him for your sense of humor
That’s why I’m actually kind of glad I can’t see God (or for that matter sense Him in any physical/biological manner whatsoever): this way, I feel comfortable talking to Him as a friend; but if I could see Him in all His glory, I’d probably crack under the pressure and end up not saying anything.