There is actually a zombie military. It’s the group of zombies responsible for charging into human settlements and killing people and such. It’s mainly made up of the coffee-less zombies I mentioned a few strips ago, as they are the only ones who lack the self-preservation instinct of more awake zombies. Zombies are fragile, human settlements have a tendency to mow them down. Most zombies prefer the quiet life, living in the nonexistent secret zombie base in Antarctica.
Unrelatedly, does anyone have any tips for cheap ways to heat up your house?
They must manage in Canada somehow….
No, our military doesn’t much care for politeness either. At best, we don’t get punished when we stop swearing within earshot of a superior.
“Before we start, just remember. No shooting of the groin or face”
Yup, that second panel is basically just like tickling a shark behind its ear.
There is actually a zombie military. It’s the group of zombies responsible for charging into human settlements and killing people and such. It’s mainly made up of the coffee-less zombies I mentioned a few strips ago, as they are the only ones who lack the self-preservation instinct of more awake zombies. Zombies are fragile, human settlements have a tendency to mow them down. Most zombies prefer the quiet life, living in the nonexistent secret zombie base in Antarctica.
Unrelatedly, does anyone have any tips for cheap ways to heat up your house?
Fire. And lots of it.
The only cost is the can of gas.
There’s no crying in baseball and no politeness in the military.
And despite that, as I understand it, you can get in trouble for being rude. At least to someone of higher rank than you.
There IS the Good Conduct Medal, but it’s not quite for politeness…
That 2nd panel, Adam. Killer! Made me snort!
i love this. every panel is a winnAR!