Let me ask you this – what would you do if you were walking in the desert and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. You see it try to turn around on its legs, but it can’t without help.
Why aren’t you helping the tortoise DTIBA?
How about I get an eggroll and give it to you? Cuz this replicant doesn’t like eggrolls. (except for those fantastic Vietnamese ones that come on noodle bowls, yum!)
All you have to do is ask them NOT to add the egg roll. I’m sure the restaurant would be happy not to have their product go to waste, too.
When I order in certain places (usually in a mall food court), I ask for half the usual amount of rice. I could, and would, eat the amount they usually give, but then it would go to waist. 🙁
You’re going to destroy me if I don’t like egg rolls?
…I shall be sleeping with one eye open.
Uneasy lies the head that wears the replicant antennae.
Let me ask you this – what would you do if you were walking in the desert and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. You see it try to turn around on its legs, but it can’t without help.
Why aren’t you helping the tortoise DTIBA?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
I WOULD NOT FLIP THE TORTOISE IN THE FIRST PLACE! Why would you even assume that my dislike for egg rolls makes me some kind of asshole?
They’re just questions, DTIBA.
takes drag from cigarette
Designed to provoke an emotional response.
Worse that this is people who try to give you a spring roll (especially a vegetarian spring roll) instead of a proper meat egg roll.
How about I get an eggroll and give it to you? Cuz this replicant doesn’t like eggrolls. (except for those fantastic Vietnamese ones that come on noodle bowls, yum!)
I wish I liked egg rolls. They give me one with my chinese order every time and I feel bad letting it go to waste.
All you have to do is ask them NOT to add the egg roll. I’m sure the restaurant would be happy not to have their product go to waste, too.
When I order in certain places (usually in a mall food court), I ask for half the usual amount of rice. I could, and would, eat the amount they usually give, but then it would go to waist. 🙁
… go to waist ….. Hah ha ha haa 😀
Yeah, i know what you mean… A Waist is a terrible thing to Mind.
You see a turtle in the desert. It gives you an egg roll, saying it came with his takeout order and was already full by the time they saw it.
Eggrolls taste like crap 1v1 me.
i hate all eggs, unless they’re scrambled or omeletted
Says the guy who orders steaks well done; you have no standing to judge, replicant. 😛