You have hit on my worst nightmare here — roaches (or palmetto bugs as we call them in Florida), crawling on my toothbrush and dental floss on the bathroom counter, as I sleep.
Once I saw this comic, I had no choice but to try the groin-thrust and flossing combo on my girlfriend. And to my surprise she ceded that it was in fact sexy.
Yeah, I’m that good.
Ok, on my 2nd time seeing this, I’m having some thoughts on the concept. If I ever get my lazy self around to drawing said thoughts, I’ll try to remember to link to them.
At least bug cares about his mouth hygiene.
But… where are my best friends the “First” and “Latest” button? :O
I was just going to ask this, too.
It wasn’t in “yesterday’s” comic, either.
He’s tweaking the site, I believe: http://www.bugcomic.com/blog/the-saturday-sketch/
I’ma try the reverse-synchronized groin thrust thingy with my wife. I bet I can get the same results!
Excellent as always.
I think the word you seek is ‘Grossed out’.
Also, since when do bugs have teeth? Or is there a point to flossing ones mandibles?
What is the opposite of being turned on anyways besides turned off?
Ah, trying to lighten the burden, eh Toothyphus?
You have hit on my worst nightmare here — roaches (or palmetto bugs as we call them in Florida), crawling on my toothbrush and dental floss on the bathroom counter, as I sleep.
The key is to incorporate sexy eyes while you floss and groan like you’re really enjoying it.
oooh yeah floss… you floss that mouth GOOD
I would suggest belly dancing.
If you’re a guy you can simply throw large sums of money around while you’re flossing.
Shh! You’re giving away our trade secrets!!
Once I saw this comic, I had no choice but to try the groin-thrust and flossing combo on my girlfriend. And to my surprise she ceded that it was in fact sexy.
Yeah, I’m that good.
Hats off, gentlemen, a genius. YouTube training video, please.
No. Please, no video.
Ok, on my 2nd time seeing this, I’m having some thoughts on the concept. If I ever get my lazy self around to drawing said thoughts, I’ll try to remember to link to them.