=My new life ambition=
Step 1: Develop a cure for cancer [difficulty level: Proud]
Step 2: Earn the affections of someone of the opposite gender [difficulty level: Critical]
Step 3: Have a child [difficulty level: Final Mix]
Step 4: Name the child Goober [difficulty level: Proud]
Step 5: Allow Goober to take the credit for the cancer cure [difficulty level: Beginner]
But would Mollie marry a Goober?
How ’bout Josh?
Okay, okay, I admit, the guy might be worth dating. I mean, how many people get to say, “I got my Goober on, last night”?
And before you ask, no, I just couldn’t write a better joke than that.
(sigh)
It will probably take a Goober to cure cancer. Someone that Big Pharma won’t notice working on it until it’s too late to stop him.
You’re probably right about that.
Goober sounds like the new ghost buster. Or the rejected name of the marshmallow ghost.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goober
I’ll just drop this here..
You could still run for goobernator. May require getting an austrian accent, though.
Somewhere George Lindsay is rolling in his grave…
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0512357/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t5
Goodness how delicious, eatin’ goober peas.
What if I was a zombie named Goober? Would you take me seriously as I run around trying to eat you?
First, I don’t think I’ll ask for a name if you’re trying to eat me.
Second, how do you get along with that James guy? I have the impression that he is still in denial of who he is. You two related somehow?
=My new life ambition=
Step 1: Develop a cure for cancer [difficulty level: Proud]
Step 2: Earn the affections of someone of the opposite gender [difficulty level: Critical]
Step 3: Have a child [difficulty level: Final Mix]
Step 4: Name the child Goober [difficulty level: Proud]
Step 5: Allow Goober to take the credit for the cancer cure [difficulty level: Beginner]