I realize that panel three depicts bug looking out his window in his house, but…it also sort of looks like he’s just hovering in a rectangle over an air conditioner. I can’t un-see it now…
And yes, indoors totally kicks outdoors butt. Indoors also has television and refrigerators and soft, comfy BEDS! No tents, no coolers to lug around, no laying on the GROUND!
You have not seen all the latest outdoor gear that is available these days. In the past the best you could get was a top of the line portable all band radio and a solar panel and one of those trailers built by out of work airplane makers.
These days you can rent or buy a mobile condo apartment – on wheels either a bus or trailer – on the water aka house boat – in the air. Yeah air, as in Sikorsky helicopter. You can plunk that thing anywhere they don’t shoot you out of the sky first.
I remember seeing one British episode where part of the shag carpet looked like it was covered in plastic wrap. It was not. That was slug trails.
Now think how many slugs and over how much time it would take for that to happen
I don’t know… I think the end of that sentence kinda speaks for itself. After all, what better way to get someone’s attention than to set furniture on fire. Of course, you end up replacing a lot of furniture that way. But isn’t that what Ikea is for? It starts out basically as tinder!
As I tell my wife, much of human history has been inventors striving to move us farther and farther away from outdoors. Who am I to spit on their achievements by shunning indoors?
If you were into geocaching you could concentrate on “lost places”. That’s just like hiking outdoors, but indoor.
dat last panel xd
I realize that panel three depicts bug looking out his window in his house, but…it also sort of looks like he’s just hovering in a rectangle over an air conditioner. I can’t un-see it now…
And yes, indoors totally kicks outdoors butt. Indoors also has television and refrigerators and soft, comfy BEDS! No tents, no coolers to lug around, no laying on the GROUND!
You have not seen all the latest outdoor gear that is available these days. In the past the best you could get was a top of the line portable all band radio and a solar panel and one of those trailers built by out of work airplane makers.
These days you can rent or buy a mobile condo apartment – on wheels either a bus or trailer – on the water aka house boat – in the air. Yeah air, as in Sikorsky helicopter. You can plunk that thing anywhere they don’t shoot you out of the sky first.
Not all indoors is nice and clean! Have you seen some people’s house? They can be filthy!
Some people grow mushrooms outdoors.
Some people grow mushrooms indoors – just not on purpose.
I remember seeing one British episode where part of the shag carpet looked like it was covered in plastic wrap. It was not. That was slug trails.
Now think how many slugs and over how much time it would take for that to happen
Eww.
Unless slug leavings are a natural ‘scotch guard’…
Is it just me or does it feel like there should be another panel with the way panel four ended?
I don’t know… I think the end of that sentence kinda speaks for itself. After all, what better way to get someone’s attention than to set furniture on fire. Of course, you end up replacing a lot of furniture that way. But isn’t that what Ikea is for? It starts out basically as tinder!
As I tell my wife, much of human history has been inventors striving to move us farther and farther away from outdoors. Who am I to spit on their achievements by shunning indoors?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “camping” is what we invented civilization to avoid.
Yes, but sometimes it’s true that you will appreciate it even more when you’ve lost it.
the Lemonheads had a good song, the Outdoor Type, about how he is not one.
Oh, I know of a place
Where you never get harmed
A magical place
With magical charms
InDOORS!
InDOORS!
IIIIINDOOOOOOOOOORS!