You could try “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO?!” and then running away. coz, you know, if a tree falls in a forest and there’s nobody around to hear it fall, does it really make a sound?
The other variation of this was an overbearing jerk berating a someone working at some sort of customer service desk — hotel clerk or something like that — who used, “Do you know who I am?”
She picked up the PA and said, “Attention: if there is anybody who can identify the gentleman standing at the desk in front of me, please come to the desk; he seems to have amnesia.”
The correct response to a child saying “I’m the future” is “You’re the physical embodiment of unearned entitlement, diminishing resources, and environmental decay. The future is doomed.”
Don’t bother, the only proper response to the “Who do you think I am?” is “I think your the guy who screams, my face, my face, what did you do to my face?”
One of friends actually got the “Do you know who my daddy is?” and replied with, “Shouldn’t your mother know that?”
Fading actress: “I’m a star, and don’t you forget it!”
Bellboy, aside: “If you gotta tell ’em, you ain’t.”
Pimp-Along Cassidy… Have mercy….
You could try “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO?!” and then running away. coz, you know, if a tree falls in a forest and there’s nobody around to hear it fall, does it really make a sound?
*tree falls*
Tree: “Oww! Steeeve! Help!”
*puts fingers in ears*
lalalalalalala! not hearing anything. lalalalalalalala! how so completely quiet that fall was. lalalalalala!
If Steve(?) gets squashed by a tree in a Minecraft mod that adds gravity to blocks, and there are no mobs around to hear, does he make a sound?
Yes it does. Conservation of energy.
(that was an SMBC reference, don’t mind me)
You’re doing it wrong. What you do is you yell, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!?!”
Then, when they say, “No”, you say, “Oh, good,” and do whatever you want to do, because they have no clue who you are.
Before asking that question, you have to shave your head, and to take off your shirt.
The more of your stories I read, the more I wonder how many of them are written about me. 😉
A good question if you ever develop amnesia. “Who do you think you’re talking to? Because I don’t know either.”
The other variation of this was an overbearing jerk berating a someone working at some sort of customer service desk — hotel clerk or something like that — who used, “Do you know who I am?”
She picked up the PA and said, “Attention: if there is anybody who can identify the gentleman standing at the desk in front of me, please come to the desk; he seems to have amnesia.”
The correct response to a child saying “I’m the future” is “You’re the physical embodiment of unearned entitlement, diminishing resources, and environmental decay. The future is doomed.”
He COULD be the man in the yellow hat. Does he have a monkey?
I’d be curious to know.
That Pimp Along Cassidy outfit…killed me!
Pimpy, with his white Caddilac “Whopper” fought for subscription based porn on the internet.
try to wear a black suit and after they reply that just tell to yourself “its actually works”
Don’t bother, the only proper response to the “Who do you think I am?” is “I think your the guy who screams, my face, my face, what did you do to my face?”
One of friends actually got the “Do you know who my daddy is?” and replied with, “Shouldn’t your mother know that?”
it’s like blade runner!