Mandarins (or tangerines, clementines, satsumas, whatever they are called, the orange small citrus fruit) also have a very pervasive smell that make me instantly want one as well. And guess what? – They are good for you!
I get this all the time: First shift will get a bunch of pizzas, but by the time I walk in for second, the pizzas are gone, but the smells are still hanging around…
Saturday morning retail meetings. Show up late, and the empty box of donuts sits there, taunting you. Crumbs sprinkle the laps of coworkers, and as you look at them, they know… They know you know they know, and they know its killing you. RAGE.
Here’s the revenge scheme: Quietly bring an empty box of donuts (add crumbs and smell for authenticity) then leave the lounge looks like you just enjoyed a couple of good donuts. Let their confusion and anger entertain you for the rest of the day.
Before anyone else points this out: yes, it’s only the “woman” bug who is actually doing any work. Also, pointing out that “greasy goodness” would be a good name for a band may or may not be a sneaky reference to former (and hopefully future) columnist Dave Barry, who also mentioned things in his columns that would be cool band names. I think “Bug” would be a cool band name. Or is that shameless sucking up?
Dr. Nick’s advice for rapid weight gain:
” Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain. ”
The neglected food groups according to Dr. Nick:
1) The whipped group.
2) The congealed group.
3) The choco-tastic.
I like Bug every day, but for some reason I felt like I had to say: the comments of the co-worker by the file cabinet really pushed this one over the top for me. Love it.
MMMM. Diabeeetus.
That’s not as aggravating as the popcorn smell. You never know where it’s coming from, and you never see it, so you can’t have any! Maddening..! @__@
Mandarins (or tangerines, clementines, satsumas, whatever they are called, the orange small citrus fruit) also have a very pervasive smell that make me instantly want one as well. And guess what? – They are good for you!
Actually.. I think I want one right now. With my breakfast. Mmmm..
Damn man! now I want Mandarins too!
LEAVE THOSE CHINESE PEOPLE ALONE!
I get this all the time: First shift will get a bunch of pizzas, but by the time I walk in for second, the pizzas are gone, but the smells are still hanging around…
First shift gets everything!
Saturday morning retail meetings. Show up late, and the empty box of donuts sits there, taunting you. Crumbs sprinkle the laps of coworkers, and as you look at them, they know… They know you know they know, and they know its killing you. RAGE.
Here’s the revenge scheme: Quietly bring an empty box of donuts (add crumbs and smell for authenticity) then leave the lounge looks like you just enjoyed a couple of good donuts. Let their confusion and anger entertain you for the rest of the day.
“like my hos…” Like my hos what? Hostages? Hospital visitors? Hose nozzles? Hosanna singers? Hostess Ho Ho’s?
The “s” indicates it is plural; no apostrophe… not possessive.
Thank you. I knew there would be someone who would be confused.
Sure, if he were dressed even a little like “pimp bug”. I don’t see the plural of HO in print enough – maybe not until this comic.
On to the topic of no book yet again this Christmas season. Perhaps for next Christmas season?
If you want to solve this problem, go work in a Mcdonalds. You’ll never have this problem again.
Then you will complain about getting sick of eating McD foods.
Boy you got that right. Been nearly 40 years and I STILL don’t want to smell a Big Mac.
Before anyone else points this out: yes, it’s only the “woman” bug who is actually doing any work. Also, pointing out that “greasy goodness” would be a good name for a band may or may not be a sneaky reference to former (and hopefully future) columnist Dave Barry, who also mentioned things in his columns that would be cool band names. I think “Bug” would be a cool band name.
Or is that shameless sucking up?
P.S. Nice alliteration in the title there, Adam
Man, I can’t seem to get this sucking up thing under control today!
and she’s probably only getting paid $.75 on the dollar for it too. Greasy anything would be a good band name.
Nerd bug is on Lunch break, Bug is drooling over mac Doogles, clearly woman bug just got there because shes checking paperwork!
I like that name. “Greasy Goodness” show how the band live during their “Poverty era” eating at greasy food restaurants.
Since when does McDonald’s smell good? It always smells like a bag of freeze-dried turds to me.
Dr. Nick’s advice for rapid weight gain:
” Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain. ”
The neglected food groups according to Dr. Nick:
1) The whipped group.
2) The congealed group.
3) The choco-tastic.
I like Bug every day, but for some reason I felt like I had to say: the comments of the co-worker by the file cabinet really pushed this one over the top for me. Love it.
I like office bug and his new co-workers!