I thought the point would be that it would be uncomfortable enough to make drowning even more miserable, but slow enough that it doesn’t kill you before your lungs fill up with it.
Worst case scenario can be as probable or as unrealistic as you like, it’s just some people have more improbable worst cases than others. Those are the fun people.
My personal worst case scenario is always the random zombie apocalypse. Not that it is actually the worst that could happen, but it’s a hell of fun to make fictional plans for such an event and to imagine how all these suckers you hate are eaten alive because you know they are too stupid and unprepared.
“Well, I go in, totally choke really bad, get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo, and end up in a chain gang with a guy named Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.”
“…okay, you’re not allowed to use your imagination anymore.”
First to guess gets thirty five internets and my friendship whether they want it or not.
Wow! That’s so me, Mr doom and gloom! Only, you know, I’d probably be more cynical about it…
Ya, it’s my brother-in-law too.
The worst chemical you could come up with was hydrochloric acid? Some kind of alkali would be much worse.
Thank you! Only ameteurs with no idea of what they’re doing try to get rid of corpses in hydrochloric acid.
Yeah, evil geniuses use quick lime or the local McD…..
I thought the point would be that it would be uncomfortable enough to make drowning even more miserable, but slow enough that it doesn’t kill you before your lungs fill up with it.
I think “worst case scenarios” are supposed to be probable…
Worst case scenario can be as probable or as unrealistic as you like, it’s just some people have more improbable worst cases than others. Those are the fun people.
Are you saying I’m not fun? Because that’s not very fun.
When I first read panel 3 I thought it said “hell-cows”. I think this is a concept that can be utilized in later strips!
To me it was “Hell-clowns”.
Hell cows – Bardich wielding Bovines for the run away and screaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Hell Clown is just as redundant as Hell Cat.
My personal worst case scenario is always the random zombie apocalypse. Not that it is actually the worst that could happen, but it’s a hell of fun to make fictional plans for such an event and to imagine how all these suckers you hate are eaten alive because you know they are too stupid and unprepared.
*evillaugh* ……now back to work
The REAL worst case scenario: The plane is out of peanuts!
“Are you telling us the whole truth?”
“No. We’re also out of coffee.”
Nope. Worst case scenario: Being a member of a nudist colony and getting hit with explosive diarrhea when far away from a bathroom.
I love these dialogue-only strips. You’re branching out, sir!
Thanks. I definitely want to start mixing things up.
So, when is the first “switched at birth/evil twin separated at birth” storyline that is typical with Soaps? 😀
Don’t forget the gender change, face switch, clone, mirror double and goatee’d alternate universe versions.
Should be enough for a hockey team at least. [stupid NHL]
Finally caught up! Took me a week or so. My favorite (thus far) was Garbageman Fan. Irritable Buyer Syndrome was pretty good too.
Love the comic, please keep it up!
RELEASE THE HELL-CROWS!!
Time for “Name That Quote”!
“What’s the worst thing that could happen?”
“Well, I go in, totally choke really bad, get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo, and end up in a chain gang with a guy named Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.”
“…okay, you’re not allowed to use your imagination anymore.”
First to guess gets thirty five internets and my friendship whether they want it or not.
Sorry took me a couple of years of looking – ha – not just googled it – the weekenders – a great show.