The Wedding Plan Man
I got three, count ’em, three weddings to go to this summer. So yeah, I got weddings on the brain right now. I’m gonna see if I can get a week’s worth of strips out all this marriage nonsense.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Ehm. Guilty as charged, I presume. Weddings. What’s wrong with an all night out at a steak house and then just exhange rings after a couple of beers?
You might get so drunk that you marry the wrong person.
If you’re that drunk at a steakhouse you probably should learn to cut back while in public.
Few years back I went to a record 14 weddings in one summer and was in 5 of them.. that was nonsense! But I did get a lot of free stuff..
Five weddings? I hope you weren’t the groom!
I’m a lady, and I’m with bug 100%. I do NOT see the point of wasting a lot of money and racking up debt as a good way to start your life together. Or, alternatively, wasting your father’s money…way to get off on the right foot with the in-laws!
A party with your friends, sure. Thousands of dollars in dresses and food and decorations…no.
But if I ever did have a wedding…I want it to start with the Tardis sound from behind a screen, and then the bride and the groom come running around the corner hand in hand at top speed.
I think you have the greatest wedding idea in the history of ever.
Just make sure there aren’t any angel statues around…
I’m puzzled is wedding guy the husband to be? If not, what relationship would involve him in this wedding? He’s certainly not the gay best friend.
Our wedding was small and simple– definitely no bouquet fluffers.
But who is marrying the guy in panel 4…?
who WOULD marry, I mean.
A bisexual person? It could be male or female, really. Either one would appreciate the high numbers and visibility of bosoms.
Kim Kardashian?
Rhea. I agree with both your comments. For that matter, who is the bug in all four panels and where can I get in the pool on how long his marriage will last?
I don’t know about this one, I helped plan my wife and my wedding. We ended up with a small, nice ceremony on a small island without a ton of tourists on it (not too expensive and the expense there was spent on a nice vacation for them/honeymoon for us) that everyone could enjoy and I got to wear a t-shirt (tuxedo t-shirt) while she wore an inexpensive sun dress!
Hear! Hear! For not spending a crap-ton on the wedding and starting off in debt! My wife and I had a very inexpensive wedding in my brother’s backyard (it was in May and the flowers were all in bloom, no need for a florist) with about 50 people.
THEN we blew a ton on a 2 1/2 week honeymoon on the coast. It. Was. AWESOME! 12 years later, we still talk about it!
And THAT my friends, is how you do it!
Amen to that.
Hmm, I just got married a month ago and my husband was as interested in the details as I was.. It was a wonderful day, and we didn’t actually spend that much – it was a sort of pot luck wedding.
I hate the idea of a formal wedding where everyone sits in a seat beside people they may not know and eat a three course meal. I like a wedding with movement where people actually feel comfortable!
Although I dare say any man that wants to get married at hooters isn’t ready to commit just yet..
Three is nothing. I once had 6 in a summer. Torturous.