YOU SHALL NOT PASS unless you have a valid reason for enter acne and have provided prior notice of your intent to pass or else I shall enumerate my grievences in a sternly worded letter. STERNLY WORDED!
I’d like to see a show about Lord of the Apartments. Where Sauron’s trying to take the deeds, Saruman and Gandalf argue about who lived there first, and the dwarves and Elves are rival frat groups. Oh, and the Hobbits have to help Aragorn collect the rent.
I’ve never rented an apartment so, I’m not sure if a landlord would love or hate me.
I’d be doing things like;
Fixing everything, myself (without approval)
Renovating, myself (without approval)
Meeting the meter reader at the corner of the property with a shotgun slung over my shoulder – asking for I.D.
Guess I’m a jerk, because anyone other than my landlord will be, and has been removed by physical force and rottweiler if their presence displeases me.
Well, you do have some rights. If it’s management you say, “Get the hell out unless you’ve given 30 days notice.”
YOU SHALL NOT PASS unless you have a valid reason for enter acne and have provided prior notice of your intent to pass or else I shall enumerate my grievences in a sternly worded letter. STERNLY WORDED!
Ha-ha!
Did you mean “entrance”? “Enter acne” sounds like a heap of auto-correct!
I shall write a stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter.
On cardboard.
And I shall post it, too.
Sorry autocorrect was running amok. I have no idea why you’d want to enter acne.
I’d like to see a show about Lord of the Apartments. Where Sauron’s trying to take the deeds, Saruman and Gandalf argue about who lived there first, and the dwarves and Elves are rival frat groups. Oh, and the Hobbits have to help Aragorn collect the rent.
Lord of the Condo: Fellowship of the Lease
Lord of the Condo: The Two Bedroom
Lord of the Condo: Return of the Roommate
You have all my applause for today
Where were you last night when I was struggling to think of a title?
You could do a crossover: Lord of the Rents
I’ve never rented an apartment so, I’m not sure if a landlord would love or hate me.
I’d be doing things like;
Fixing everything, myself (without approval)
Renovating, myself (without approval)
Meeting the meter reader at the corner of the property with a shotgun slung over my shoulder – asking for I.D.
Guess I’m a jerk, because anyone other than my landlord will be, and has been removed by physical force and rottweiler if their presence displeases me.