It’s true, TARDIS carved into pumpkins don’t ward off evil spirits. But! Now instead of moaning, they hum the Doctor Who theme song. That’s a win in my book.
Thats why you put a mockup of the Tardis on your lawn with a hidden remote activated speaker. For ghosts a notice on the door reading. “Abandon all hope Ye who enter here. We will be watching Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man Several Rob Zombie Movies and The NonMST3K version of Manos Hands of Fate followed by nonstop Bavarian Polka.”
And Then you put more Traditional Jack O Lanterns in your bedroom and toilet
The key is to pick something geeky that’s also terrifying.
Valid candidates include but are not limited to:
Slenderman
02 from Kirby 64
Giygas from EarthBound
Angry realistic Bowser
Phanto from Super Mario Bros. 2
Alucard’s released form(s)
Discussion (28) ¬
Nice. Doctor who references are fun.
It’s interesting seeing someone use the original reason as to why jack-o-lanterns were made in the first place, especially for comedy. Good work.
It’s true, TARDIS carved into pumpkins don’t ward off evil spirits. But! Now instead of moaning, they hum the Doctor Who theme song. That’s a win in my book.
All of the Dr. Who themes – the first is my favorite: http://youtu.be/VkcHgI_TIYQ
Why wouldn’t they be warded off by a TARDIS on a pumpkin? The Doctor has a pretty good record of fighting ghosts after all 😀
He is reportedly what monsters under the bed have bad dreams about.
Thats why you put a mockup of the Tardis on your lawn with a hidden remote activated speaker. For ghosts a notice on the door reading. “Abandon all hope Ye who enter here. We will be watching Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man Several Rob Zombie Movies and The NonMST3K version of Manos Hands of Fate followed by nonstop Bavarian Polka.”
And Then you put more Traditional Jack O Lanterns in your bedroom and toilet
Wait, Jack-o-Lanterns are supposed to ward off evil spirits? What if the spirits decide to enter through any entrance besides the front door?
Evil spirits hold good manners in very high regard. It would be improper to enter through any entrance besides the front door.
Isn’t improper behaviour what makes them evil in the first place?
Yeah, but it’s just manners. They may be evil, but they’re not maniacs.
I don’t know. It’s pretty spooky how the windows are just floating in place.
It might be one of those designs where they don’t carve entire holes, just scrape of most of the pumpkin meat.
I can’t be the ONLY person bothered by the fact that the undead Dalek’s line ends with a period instead of an exclaimation mark.
…Right?
That Dalek is waaaaay too mellow to be a real one, even if he is undead.
It should be more like:
I AM NOT SWAYED BY YOUR MUTILATED GOURD!!!!
EXTERMINATE DOCTOR-REFERENCING NERD! EXTERMINATE!!!!
Doctor Boo!
Nicely done!
YOUR JACK-O-LANTERN WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
Daleks do not have souls.
It’s funny you should write this Adam, because I’m going as the 11th doctor for Halloween!
Be careful on mischief night, they may throw EGGS.
Does that mean the pumpkin is bigger on the inside? You could make a killing from the seeds.
The key is to pick something geeky that’s also terrifying.
Valid candidates include but are not limited to:
Slenderman
02 from Kirby 64
Giygas from EarthBound
Angry realistic Bowser
Phanto from Super Mario Bros. 2
Alucard’s released form(s)
That last one would also be useful in scaring away all of the above XD
Or you could make a dalek-o-lantern. They’re meant to be scary, after all.
Would they be afraid of my trollface pumpkin?
You had me at Panel #1–bahahahaha!