I almost gave up during all the “women are like this” comics, but these last couple have me convinced that Adam’s still got it. Thank you so much for your beautiful, hilarious non-sequiturs.
Duh, you have the clerk stuff it in your g-string.
Also, dildo thermometer makes a lot of sense since two of the common locations for a thermometer (neither is the ear) are also places (so I’ve heard) where one can use a dildo.
PS. Adam, I assume the slutty nurse costume has a green cross on the hat. You don’t want to get in trouble with the Red Cross and/or The Hague.
I saw “sexy ebola containment suit” today.
No shit.
I’m out.
If you don’t have the Ebola, you don’t have the shits.
So, that’s a bonus.
Difficult to be sexy in an airtight outfit… Skintight on the other hand…
It’s a photoshopped prank. Thank god. http://mashable.com/2014/10/28/sexy-ebola-halloween-costume/#ag.qw8rFQGq.
I saw sexy Rick Grimes
Unless there have been some HUGE changes to the show, Rick was a) not wearing short shorts, an underboob tied shirt and c) NOT A WOMAN
I could have went all day without reading the punchline in the last panel.
Totally. My brain is STILL trying to process the concept of a “dildo thermometer”.
I work adjacent to the local porn store. I now have slightly less desire to know what costumes they have in stock.
The roads not taken. Too bumpy eh?
“Lemme see if this dildo thermometer is hollow.”
-Bug Martini 2015
And thus, upon that utterance, did Western Civilization crumble.
I almost gave up during all the “women are like this” comics, but these last couple have me convinced that Adam’s still got it. Thank you so much for your beautiful, hilarious non-sequiturs.
“Where are you gonna put the cash?”
Duh, you have the clerk stuff it in your g-string.
Also, dildo thermometer makes a lot of sense since two of the common locations for a thermometer (neither is the ear) are also places (so I’ve heard) where one can use a dildo.
PS. Adam, I assume the slutty nurse costume has a green cross on the hat. You don’t want to get in trouble with the Red Cross and/or The Hague.
All slutty nurse costumes I’ve seen use red crosses.
What about the people dressed as cops?
this one is sheer excellence
You see some guys dress up as Einstein, but he wasn’t scary, just really smart. If you wanna be a genius, why not a scary genius like Tesla?
why do bug where the bra in the last panel, he can use it to carry the cash