Trunk For My Junk
on March 2, 2016
at 12:53 am
Went on a trip last year and had to fight the urge to purchase gimmicky luggage. You know, the kind of luggage that doubles as a backpack and/or hang-glider.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Actually, luggage with backpack straps is really comfortable, especially when having to carry a 20 kg bag up four flights of stairs.
Local store is selling children’s suitcase with wheels which doubles as ride-on hippo toy.
No adult sized version available.
I feel your pain. The Scooby-Doo roller case was just too small for my needs, 🙁
Tommy Boy solution…dump it all in a garbage bag, wrap it up in duct tape. Drag it, toss it, throw it…no worries, it’s all good!
Zombies make luggage out of the corpses of large animals. It’s disgusting, really. If I were a zombie, I’d much prefer my carry-on to be a suitcase than a dead pig. Unfortunately, most stores that sell suitcases have a strict no-zombie policy. Jerks.
Some years ago I bought a huge rolling duffle. Sales clerk on the phone remarked that “Superman could change in that thing.” Now hardly any mode of transport allows something that big, alas.
I’ve always wanted to cast a bag-of-holding enchantment on a pistol magazine. Reloading is for chumps.
Ooh, I like it.
See I wouldn’t just one bag of holding. There’s so many physics breaking applications, such as using the bag too lift a dam of water above a hydroelectric generator effortlessly again and again c:
Also what on earth would happen if you filled it with magnets? (Natures natural witchcraft)
“Slay the Ogre ‘Killgor’… and his less enthusiastic brother, ‘Couchpotatogor’.”
So make like a Bard and do a killer stand-up routine.
And his one armed dragon cousin, Trogdor!
Burninating all the peoples.
AND THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!
Burninating the countryside!
Until the one worthy peasant comes forth on his quest to slay the Burninator once and for all!
My niece and nephew were both born well after Trogdor. And they know the Trogdor song. And they don’t know WHERE they know it from — their parents claim that, while they know Trogdor just fine, they couldn’t remember the song.
And my niece and nephew weren’t even aware that there were Trogdor cartoons. They were THRILLED when I showed them Homestar Runner — then dismayed when they discovered that their computers didn’t have support for flash animation.
Man, we’re old.
I don’t know if you know, but they may be happy to know that Mike and Matt have moved most of HR.com to Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom
I think it is worth it for a bag of holding. Storage is expensive and heavy.
I’m amazed no one has mentioned the Luggage. Now, that would be the elegant solution!
My best friend got me an Artoo luggage. It’s a hit with me and with everyone else who sees it.