now that i think about it i too do not remember the last time it had occurred, then again it could be that the blinding pain of such an event would make one not remember
Adam Sandler movies, especially now, are made up of two things; nut smashing, and vomit. Both the characters and the audience vomit, but for different reasons…
Ah yes, the current Adam Sandler movies. I remember when a local cable channel decided to run an Adam Sandler movie marathon and they put Jack and Jill repeatedly for a week. People told me that that movie was a painfully terrible, I decided to watch it for fun.
There’s two conclusions I made after watching that movie:
1) That movie is like a badly made direct to video movie.
2)Watching it is like having your balls slammed with an oar repeatedly and PAINFULLY.
That movie was so painfully horrible I can’t even laugh at it.
The dick is not so bad, but the balls… that’s a world of hurt. Sometimes you get lucky and the hit doesn’t hurt for some reason, but mostly you’ll fall down on the floor cursing.
Being female, it’s not an issue, but I used to see the very end of America’s Funniest Home Videos once in a while, and I learned that men should never get anywhere near a piñata. Those blindfolded kids seem to hit the same target every time.
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now that i think about it i too do not remember the last time it had occurred, then again it could be that the blinding pain of such an event would make one not remember
It is kind of good that the nut-cracking potential and age are inversely proportional. You know… For reproduction purposes.
Try having kids – they bring back the nut cracking.
– Oooff!
Agreed – they are just the right height to score a direct hit…
Adam Sandler movies, especially now, are made up of two things; nut smashing, and vomit. Both the characters and the audience vomit, but for different reasons…
Hmm. Hadn’t thought about it until now.
I’ve had two full decades of clear living but, now you’ve jinxed me. I’ll be walking around on full alert.
Ah yes, the current Adam Sandler movies. I remember when a local cable channel decided to run an Adam Sandler movie marathon and they put Jack and Jill repeatedly for a week. People told me that that movie was a painfully terrible, I decided to watch it for fun.
There’s two conclusions I made after watching that movie:
1) That movie is like a badly made direct to video movie.
2)Watching it is like having your balls slammed with an oar repeatedly and PAINFULLY.
That movie was so painfully horrible I can’t even laugh at it.
I never got decked in the dick ever :/ I don’t even know if it hurts that bad
The dick is not so bad, but the balls… that’s a world of hurt. Sometimes you get lucky and the hit doesn’t hurt for some reason, but mostly you’ll fall down on the floor cursing.
So glad I don’t have this worry. But just gotta say… love lumberjack bug!
I handed mine over on the wedding day, soooo ….
Being female, it’s not an issue, but I used to see the very end of America’s Funniest Home Videos once in a while, and I learned that men should never get anywhere near a piñata. Those blindfolded kids seem to hit the same target every time.
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Women DON’T feel the same thing as men!!!
SUCK IT, MOM!! [for lying to me all those years]
Tomorrow, your drawing table is going to collapse on your lap. It’s just going to happen. I’m sorry.
Gah! You’re right!
Jinx!!
*points at Ian*
Ride certain roller coasters with T-bar lap restraints, and you’ll get your balls squished when the ride operators come by to “test*” the restraints.
*Test how much pressure your balls can take before you pass out.
I don’t have to deal with this, but I can say that getting hit in the boob with a basketball hurts about the same.