Weeder Madness
on August 22, 2016
at 12:00 am
I just intended to pluck a few weeds in my backyard this weekend (to see how difficult they were to pluck), next thing I know an hour had passed and I was obsessively scorching the earth. I am the Hitler of weeds.
Don’t do weed. Or Marijuana, for that matter (I mean, unless it’s legal where you are).
Dandelions are a gateway drug.
A little dandilion never hurt anyone — just ask Opus and Milo!
Didn’t they liquefy dandelions into an addictive substance?
You know you can make a living like that, right? 🙂
“Oh… I thought it was a metaphor.”
But I notice that he apparently agreed to allow it.
Sick, indeed.
If you wish on the dandelions, then you’ll soon have more to play with.
I’ve done this. I was walking my dog the other day, and stopped to pull a particularly offensive weed at a random stranger’s house.
Oh man, I feel you. Once at my parents’ house I was helping in the yard and worked at a little tree that was growing in for like 20 minutes. When I was finally able to pull it out by the roots, it was the most satisfying feeling ever.
The weeds with thorns are the only worthy opponents!
I’m not sure which made me laugh more: “Hitler of weeds” or “mama-jama”. The second one is also more fun to say.
I’m disturbed with how casually you’re yanking out trees. Careful there Hercules, you’ll pull a muscle trying to do that too much.
It’s because you’re leveling up, and those puny little weeds don’t nearly give you enough XP to ding anymore.
Yeah, I’m just grinding at this point.
Eventually you’ll come across an NPC.
Non-Pullable Character.
Pull weeds everyday.
Um, would you like to come visit me? I might have some weeds you could spend time with…
Never snort dandelions.