What are you talking about? Sandwich maker is a very important part of heist team. Planning a heist is not easy and it give a serious case of the munchies. I want egg salad sandwiches ready 24/7!
Sounds like you could be the logistics guy. It’s saying in the military that, “amateurs study strategy and professionals study logistics.”
Just like the military a good heist needs a lot material support. Sandwiches being particularly important as “an army marches on its stomach.”
The most important part of any big theft isn’t the actual stealing part but the fencing of the stolen goods or the laundering of stolen money. A diamond the size of your fist is worthless until you find someone to sell it to. Fences and accountants are more important to the mob than hit men.
BTW, for the stats for rent-a-cops, just used unarmed or kobolds or gelatinous blobs, depending on doughnut availability in the local ecosystem.
You never know when you will run into a Mind Flayer, so best to be prepared. The are a lot like the Spanish Inquisition…*waits for music and three men to burst through the door*
Rent-a-Cops have 1d10 hit dice and wield blunt weapons, but have no proficiency in them.
Usually Large Size, True Neutral and speak Common, but without fluency (represented by a – to all diplomacy rolls directed towards them.)
That’s all I can remember off the top of my head. You can look up the rest in the “Henchmen and Dullards” sourcebook.
Being a security officer, I can say with confidence that most unarmed security would just use the same stats as a level 1 town guard, but with less motivation.
Lemme tell ya, the guy who holds the blueprints down is SUPER important! It’s really annoying when that happens. Sure, sure a brick works just as good, but a brick can’t ALSO make sammiches. See, you combine the two most important helpers on a heist planning committee that way.
Now, the type of sandwich is also very important…also the accompanying beverage.
#1 Fried Egg sandwich & a quart of chocolate milk
#2 Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwich with a quart of regular milk
#3…is anyone taking this down?
well at least you don’t have to deal with the cops if things go bad.
You need to at least be able to clean a gun if you want to be the heist handyman ._.
Easy enough. Lemme just throw that sucker in the dishwasher!
And this is why you can’t be on the heist.
You use the washing machine.
Pistols on the delicates cycle,
Rifles on the permanent press.
nobody would shoplift with mindflayers on the job
What are you talking about? Sandwich maker is a very important part of heist team. Planning a heist is not easy and it give a serious case of the munchies. I want egg salad sandwiches ready 24/7!
BRILLIANT!
no, serously Adam. that is a great point
I like the idea of having a Heist Sandwich Maker. Hungry heisters are inattentive heisters & attention paying is important in a heist
Sounds like you could be the logistics guy. It’s saying in the military that, “amateurs study strategy and professionals study logistics.”
Just like the military a good heist needs a lot material support. Sandwiches being particularly important as “an army marches on its stomach.”
The most important part of any big theft isn’t the actual stealing part but the fencing of the stolen goods or the laundering of stolen money. A diamond the size of your fist is worthless until you find someone to sell it to. Fences and accountants are more important to the mob than hit men.
BTW, for the stats for rent-a-cops, just used unarmed or kobolds or gelatinous blobs, depending on doughnut availability in the local ecosystem.
Ha-ha! I was this close to writing “gelatinous cube.”
I always get that backwards.
I end up putting my previous heists on my resumes.
The only call-back I ever got was an offer to lead the IRS…
You never know when you will run into a Mind Flayer, so best to be prepared. The are a lot like the Spanish Inquisition…*waits for music and three men to burst through the door*
*bursts through the door with two other people wearing gaudy red clothing and large fancy hats* Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Whoa major props for the Drizzt Do’Urden Forgotten Realms reference.
I’m perfect. I’m the guy who taps his watch and looks stern!
Never underestimate testing of plans. That’s how how you separate good plans from bad ones.
Rent-a-Cops have 1d10 hit dice and wield blunt weapons, but have no proficiency in them.
Usually Large Size, True Neutral and speak Common, but without fluency (represented by a – to all diplomacy rolls directed towards them.)
That’s all I can remember off the top of my head. You can look up the rest in the “Henchmen and Dullards” sourcebook.
Being a security officer, I can say with confidence that most unarmed security would just use the same stats as a level 1 town guard, but with less motivation.
Lemme tell ya, the guy who holds the blueprints down is SUPER important! It’s really annoying when that happens. Sure, sure a brick works just as good, but a brick can’t ALSO make sammiches. See, you combine the two most important helpers on a heist planning committee that way.
Now, the type of sandwich is also very important…also the accompanying beverage.
#1 Fried Egg sandwich & a quart of chocolate milk
#2 Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwich with a quart of regular milk
#3…is anyone taking this down?