I’ve read that back in the late-40’s and early 50s when they started fertility research, they hit up the the local police vice squad for confiscated items.
They were treated like military classified documents. For magazines, they glued manilla envelopes over the covers, then wrote serial numbers on the cover and every page. All the materials where kept in a safe and checked in and out. When they where no longer of use, every page had to be returned to police for desturction.
They pretty much had to do that because the material was illegal for anyone to possess.
It was either that or find volunteers for the ol’e electrode to the prostrate like they do with bulls.
…and then there’s the risk of any one staff member’s personal contribution to the collection driving away more donors than it attracts…
When a sex shop has the weird stuff, people go out of curiosity. When a fertility clinic has it, people wonder if they’re really the kind of doctors they want handling anyone’s…
…is “baby gravy” non-offensive enough for this site?
holy hell, your title for this one made me fall over laughing! great job there Mr. H!
Having one doctor get it all seems unfair on those who don’t share his kink. And you might want the Jon Hamm — gay guys can be donors too.
“Hello, Playboy? Yes I’d like to order 100 dirty magazines…”
Panel 3…dude. The “gimp mask”…too much! And panel 4…naw, the girls shouldn’t have to bring any in.
Just call 1-800-BOOBIES. Put the bill on the insurance.
Or give them access to the internet.
Just make sure whatever machine they use is voice controlled or controlled by gestures to avoid donors having to share i.e. a mouse.
No, scratch that – browser control through gestures will probably not work well with what the donors are also doing in the booth…
OMG, bug gimp! Priceless!
Hey now, that’s “*Doctor* Bug Gimp,” if you don’t mind. See the lab coat? He studied long and hard (*snicker*) for that Doctorate in Sexual Deviancy.
The gimp looks like he has bunny ears!
Am I the only one who’s a bit curious about “Big Norwegian Booty”?
I would think that a (good) fertility clinic would have to have a wide range of porn, since gay and bisexual men are also donors.
Gimp bug. With a lab coat. I’m dying of laughter right now!
…and I thought MCP was a Microsoft certification! Bug Martini readers sure know a lot about kinky sex… I had to google “gimp” myself. :p
It’s from a very popular movie called pulp fiction
“Medically Certified Pervert” – oh yeah, that’s going in my resume!
I’m more wondering how one goes about getting that certification…
Lol. It’s the New Era. Now they just hand out an iPad and let people Tumblr away.
I’ve read that back in the late-40’s and early 50s when they started fertility research, they hit up the the local police vice squad for confiscated items.
They were treated like military classified documents. For magazines, they glued manilla envelopes over the covers, then wrote serial numbers on the cover and every page. All the materials where kept in a safe and checked in and out. When they where no longer of use, every page had to be returned to police for desturction.
They pretty much had to do that because the material was illegal for anyone to possess.
It was either that or find volunteers for the ol’e electrode to the prostrate like they do with bulls.
Finding volunteers for prostate electrostim would not be that hard…
Erhm…I have had a rural upbringing, and the bulls actually have at it with a sort of luke warm fleshlight mounted on a spacious steel frame.
Just, FYI.
Wouldn’t surprise me if they ask the first 20 or so ‘customers’ to bring in their own material and then donate it to the clinic 🙂
Make one about interventions
Porn interventions? “We’ve gotten together and ambushed you today because porn is making you a danger to yourself and others…”
The ‘lady bug’ looks like a wonderful caricature of Dr Michio Kaku.
Hmm… I know people have been saying ‘gimp bug’ but I think Fetish Bug sounds better, and more frightening.
…and then there’s the risk of any one staff member’s personal contribution to the collection driving away more donors than it attracts…
When a sex shop has the weird stuff, people go out of curiosity. When a fertility clinic has it, people wonder if they’re really the kind of doctors they want handling anyone’s…
…is “baby gravy” non-offensive enough for this site?
These days they probably just let you look up whatever you like on the internet.