I hear ya. Free wine was the cause of my only total blotto-ment to date. In retrospect, hanging around the booze table all evening may not have been the wisest move…
You never get drunk on beer? I wonder if it’s because you drink light beer? I’m a homebrewer and my stuff comes out a bit stronger than that stuff. Probably between 6% and 9% ABV.
I’m not so much a wine drinker, or hard liquor. But I do like me some beer once in a while. Yessirree, BOB!
However, I limit myself, because I try not to get drunk ever.
A full-bodied dry red wine can have up to three times the alcohol of a light pilsner. I mean, and when I’m talking about a “light pilsner”, I’m talking about actual beers which are light pilsners, not just whatever Budweiser is.
So, yeah. A four ounce pour of wine and a twelve ounce pour of beer are approximately one drink each. Except, if the wine is any good, it’s easier to unknowingly drink four ounces of wine than twelve ounces of beer. Also, at some formal events, waitstaff will refill wine glasses as you go. When I worked at the Harvard Club of Boston, I tended to like to see how subtly I could refill people’s glasses, and then see how many of them at the tables I was serving fell over after dinner.
You keep getting invited… this means you are fun drunk! Unlike those that barf in the kitchen sink and punch the person trying to help them… oooh, I really hate THAT guy.
I noticed something here. Your bugs gets all dressed up for formal occasions and are naked the rest of the time. Completely buck naked. That must be weird having only formal clothes in your closet.
Hard to tell if drunken Bug is wearing pants in panel 3, because it’s hard to tell ditto in panels 1 and 2. As Matthew says, apparently none in panel 4.
I hear ya. Free wine was the cause of my only total blotto-ment to date. In retrospect, hanging around the booze table all evening may not have been the wisest move…
So, you were responsible for the blackout of ’03!
They tried to blame it on foliage, but now we know better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_blackout_of_2003
You never get drunk on beer? I wonder if it’s because you drink light beer? I’m a homebrewer and my stuff comes out a bit stronger than that stuff. Probably between 6% and 9% ABV.
I’m not so much a wine drinker, or hard liquor. But I do like me some beer once in a while. Yessirree, BOB!
However, I limit myself, because I try not to get drunk ever.
A full-bodied dry red wine can have up to three times the alcohol of a light pilsner. I mean, and when I’m talking about a “light pilsner”, I’m talking about actual beers which are light pilsners, not just whatever Budweiser is.
So, yeah. A four ounce pour of wine and a twelve ounce pour of beer are approximately one drink each. Except, if the wine is any good, it’s easier to unknowingly drink four ounces of wine than twelve ounces of beer. Also, at some formal events, waitstaff will refill wine glasses as you go. When I worked at the Harvard Club of Boston, I tended to like to see how subtly I could refill people’s glasses, and then see how many of them at the tables I was serving fell over after dinner.
You keep getting invited… this means you are fun drunk! Unlike those that barf in the kitchen sink and punch the person trying to help them… oooh, I really hate THAT guy.
I noticed something here. Your bugs gets all dressed up for formal occasions and are naked the rest of the time. Completely buck naked. That must be weird having only formal clothes in your closet.
Hard to tell if drunken Bug is wearing pants in panel 3, because it’s hard to tell ditto in panels 1 and 2. As Matthew says, apparently none in panel 4.
It’s kind of like that scene in asdfmovie7 where it turns from black and white to color and you find out everyone’s been naked the whole time.