Worth My Wait in Old
on April 25, 2016
at 12:44 am
This is actually based on a conversation my girlfriend and I had last night. She told me I wasn’t that old and this strip is the comic version of my response.
Bug Martini
Random nonsense three days a week
Panel 3: At first glance I thought that was some kind of bank note sticking out of the grave, and accordingly I read “She’d be fine if…”
Don’t you think your girlfriend will miss you? Who’s going to pay her bills when you’re gone?
You think bug earns money?
Well, apparently women don’t care that much where money is coming from, as long as it pays their bills.
I have this friend who was known to be constantly broke, until his long-term girlfriend broke up with him because she can’t imagine a future with a guy who never has any money. Since she’s gone he literally doesn’t know what to do with all the money he has left.
I think I am that friend.
Is that you, Dave?
Don’t bury yourself early. That is a surefire way to get turned into a zombie.
It’s also a reason why some zombies groan: A lot of people who would bury themselves early are a tad mopey. Either way, they wouldn’t be too happy about being a rotting corpse stumbling around looking for coffee for all eternity.
I can cut a step out for you — solar panel on your gravestone
Shouldn’t the graveyard’s cemetery password be BEETLEJUICEx3?
Brilliant!!
Hahaha! Well done!
Shouldn’t the graveyard’s wifi password be BEETLEJUICEx3?
I somehow imagined you being rather more in your 20s than in your 40s. Still, 42 is a good age for a lot of things. Meaning of Life, and all that.