I would totally want to be represented by Weiner and Balzac btw, just because it would get media attention. “Questionably named law firm get their first client. Bets are being taken on whether the jury can hold a straight face”
Maybe they specialize in hung juries?
(If I was on the jury, I could keep a straight face right up until the judge said he will see them in his chambers.)
He didn’t; he’s just the cameraman for the sort of low-budget advert firm that makes all the PI, DUI, and divorce spots on local daytime television. Or, at least, so was my first interpretation. Now, if he’d been wearing a necktie along with the baseball cap? I would be suggesting a young lawyer romantic comedy script.
A few weeks ago in the “This Is True” mailing list (which I wholeheartedly recommend if you do not know it) there was a story about a restaurant in Houston (Texas) putting out a special weekly discount for “Brown and Gay employees”. Apparently they got some nasty phone calls… Until they changed the sign, to clarify they were referring to employees of company Brown and Gay Engineering, just across the road (Mr. Brown and Mr. Gay being business partners, of course).
There’s a company in Central California and another in New York, both named “Stankho and Sons”. The first is an asphalt contractor and the other is located in Ballston.
i gno better than to eat or drink while reading bug, but alas, i nearly spat out my mouthful of sammich laughing at panel #1, and panel #2 made me snort snot out my nose. :}
Last one is stretching it a bit me thinks.
I would totally want to be represented by Weiner and Balzac btw, just because it would get media attention. “Questionably named law firm get their first client. Bets are being taken on whether the jury can hold a straight face”
Maybe they specialize in hung juries?
(If I was on the jury, I could keep a straight face right up until the judge said he will see them in his chambers.)
They really know their briefs.
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How about “Annal & Buttworth”?
The slight problem: Everything is a term for private parts, somewhere. Except Smith, Miller, Smith (but I didn’t check New South Wales for this).
The slight problem: Everything is a term for private parts, somewhere. Except Smith, Miller, Smith (but I didn’t check New South Wales for this).
What?! Well! I have never been so insulted in all my LIFE!
“Smith Miller Smith” to you TOO!
(j/k, seemed like the perfect response.)
So I guess no one ever warned Harness Dickey (formerly Harness, Dickey and Pierce, which was SO much better). Google it.
I clean a firm whose initials are the firm’s logo “SAS”. I wish they’d have put the A in front.
The SAS is a military thing, if I remember right.
McGroin specializes in injury lawsuits. Mostly groinadal injuries. They’re the worst kind.
Last panel – when did 90’s Bug get a law degree?
He didn’t; he’s just the cameraman for the sort of low-budget advert firm that makes all the PI, DUI, and divorce spots on local daytime television. Or, at least, so was my first interpretation. Now, if he’d been wearing a necktie along with the baseball cap? I would be suggesting a young lawyer romantic comedy script.
A few weeks ago in the “This Is True” mailing list (which I wholeheartedly recommend if you do not know it) there was a story about a restaurant in Houston (Texas) putting out a special weekly discount for “Brown and Gay employees”. Apparently they got some nasty phone calls… Until they changed the sign, to clarify they were referring to employees of company Brown and Gay Engineering, just across the road (Mr. Brown and Mr. Gay being business partners, of course).
How about being represented by Biggus and Dickson?
Good thing my favorite science fiction author was a writer rather than a lawyer. Imagine being represented by the firm of Balzac, Dick & Bush.
There’s a company in Central California and another in New York, both named “Stankho and Sons”. The first is an asphalt contractor and the other is located in Ballston.
A family member told me about a classmate she had named “Harry Butz”. Should’ve been a proctologist.
there used to be a law firm in Indianapolis named Roach, Lynch & Belch. Roach left and it is now just Lynch & Belch
i gno better than to eat or drink while reading bug, but alas, i nearly spat out my mouthful of sammich laughing at panel #1, and panel #2 made me snort snot out my nose. :}